missing SJ and Andy......

...you will be surprised that I have about 90 bananas in a big bunch hanging from a rafter in my shed and all going ripe at the same time. I have banana trees out the back. I've given half the bunch away, and on my bunch...still 90 remain.
Beside the bunch of bananas hang a bunch of 12 balloons my nephews put there on ,my recent birthday. Above them hangs a glass fishing float wrapped in rope that washed up on the coast 30 years ago.

...I'm eating lots of bananas...you should see the mango tree. I looove mangoes and these are Bowens, the best in the country. The tree is loaded. Each year we have strong south-east winds for weeks and they usually blow most of the mangoes off the limbs before they grow more than an inch. A lot have blown away...but the tree's still loaded and the fruit are about 4 inches big now...

...I am going to be an ex-smoker, a very very very fat one, but an ex-smoker

I already picture you among your fruit trees, climbing them up desperately to get some food.

...'fraid my climbing days are over

but you can always use your tail to pick up some bananas or mangoes

Leave this pic, it really flatters you

...I'm a bit worried about the intentions of the monkey at my back...he's looking at my neck and holding a piece of glass...I'll have to give up the bananas...one can never afford to lose the ability to run for one's life.

And I trembling what to say say Pie Glue!
yelling Radio belly! Cat shovel!

saying Christmas teeth! Radiant brains! Apple deaf!

And when the milkman comes leave him a note in the bottle
Penguin dust, bring me penguin dust, I want penguin dust-

blue moon wrote:And I trembling what to say say Pie Glue!
yelling Radio belly! Cat shovel!

saying Christmas teeth! Radiant brains! Apple deaf!

And when the milkman comes leave him a note in the bottle
Penguin dust, bring me penguin dust, I want penguin dust-

Hmm. It's a full Moon tomorrow night.

...it's from my first post in the poetry thread...Gregory Corso's 'Marriage'.

OK. You're not a werewolf, then. That's a relief. I must have encountered at least haf a dozen borderline lycanthropes at work today.

...oh i can top that...i was in a room -full of rampaging 9-year-olds, and it's 40 degrees, and there's no air-conditioner...

blue moon wrote:And I trembling what to say say Pie Glue!
yelling Radio belly! Cat shovel!

saying Christmas teeth! Radiant brains! Apple deaf!

And when the milkman comes leave him a note in the bottle
Penguin dust, bring me penguin dust, I want penguin dust-

asdf wrote:

blue moon wrote:And I trembling what to say say Pie Glue!
yelling Radio belly! Cat shovel!

saying Christmas teeth! Radiant brains! Apple deaf!

And when the milkman comes leave him a note in the bottle
Penguin dust, bring me penguin dust, I want penguin dust-

...hey asdf...you'll be needing google translate, girl.

you're vindictive...

Y yo temblando lo que quiere decir decir Pegamento Pie!
gritando vientre Radio! Gato pala!

diciendo que los dientes de Navidad! Cerebros radiante! Manzana sordo!

Y cuando el lechero se le deje una nota en la botella
Polvo de pingüino, tráigame polvo de pingüino, pingüino quiero polvo

...lycanthrope

¿por qué la luna azul
y ella respondió que sabe las cosas
que ocurrirá entonces
son poco frecuentes. Quitará el aliento

oh yo estaba allí
Yo estaba allí en ese
luna azul que le dio el nombre de

blue moon wrote:...oh i can top that...i was in a room -full of rampaging 9-year-olds, and it's 40 degrees, and there's no air-conditioner...

OK, you win.

eddie wrote:

blue moon wrote:...oh i can top that...i was in a room -full of rampaging 9-year-olds, and it's 40 degrees, and there's no air-conditioner...

OK, you win.

...and it's 10.30pm and still hot.....oh roll on Wet season!

edit: plus I inherited the year 5, 6, & 7 kids too naughty to go on the leadership camp excursion...eeerrrrrrggghhhhhh

blue moon wrote:I inherited the year 5, 6, & 7 kids too naughty to go on the leadership camp excursion...eeerrrrrrggghhhhhh

Pah! Sounds just like 75% of my customers.

estáis de la puta olla...

me voy a comer

...and I bet your Headmaster/mistress isn't a complete lackwit, like my Managing Director. Insane policies, impossible to implement. Total imbecile on a massive salary.

eddie wrote:...and I bet your Headmaster/mistress isn't a complete lackwit, like my Managing Director. Insane policies, impossible to implement. Total imbecile on a massive salary.

...are you psychic?

asdf wrote:estáis de la puta olla...

me voy a comer

por un minuto pensé que usted estaba diciendo que estaba fumando marihuana ... aquí se llama "pot". Decís que soy yo el bote que se va a comer ... A qué te refieres humo?
Esto debe sonar horrible en español ... hahahaha