***Masturbation Jar***

Stop it or you will go blind !!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Spank the salami", ha ha, never heard that expression before

Nah Ville Sky Chick wrote:"Spank the salami", ha ha, never heard that expression before

Spank the monkey
Bash the bishop
Shake hands with the unemployed
Meet up with Widow Palm and her five handmaidens of the night
J Arthur Rank
Jodrell Bank
Round up the tadpoles
Hand to gland combat
Choking Kojak

I always thought that 'shake hands with the unemployed' meant that the man was going to do a pee.

tatiana wrote:I always thought that 'shake hands with the unemployed' meant that the man was going to do a pee.

It does. But there are handshakes, and handhakes.

^^^^
fair enough.


my dad used to say it all of the time.

Nah Ville Sky Chick wrote:"Spank the salami", ha ha, never heard that expression before

same as beat your meat!

Barclays.

(der. rhyming slang)

eddie wrote:Barclays.

(der. rhyming slang)

Yes, didn't Kenneth Williams use that word for it in his diaries?

Off for a Hilary....



Or off to have a Jimmy Floyd...

What's the difference between an egg and a good wank? (tough one, this)

Billy's father caught Billy having a quiet wank.
He was uspet and told Billy it would send him blind and that if he stopped he would buy him a dog.
All went well for a couple of days then Billy came up to his father and said
" Dad, how about you just get me a gude dog ?"

Nah Ville Sky Chick wrote:

eddie wrote:Barclays.

(der. rhyming slang)

Yes, didn't Kenneth Williams use that word for it in his diaries?

Yes he did, along with other coded terms I take to be references to his bowel movements.

Ultimately, a very depressing read.

precinct14 wrote: What's the difference between an egg and a good wank? (tough one, this)

Dimly...at the very back of my my mind...I seem to sense an opaque formula relating to duration and hardness...but...no...it's not coming.