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Post  Dick Fitzwell Wed May 25, 2011 9:15 am

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Post  Guest Wed May 25, 2011 9:50 am

Stop it or you will go blind !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post  Nah Ville Sky Chick Wed May 25, 2011 8:01 pm

"Spank the salami", ha ha, never heard that expression before ***Masturbation Jar***  3140466873
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Post  precinct14 Wed May 25, 2011 8:28 pm

Nah Ville Sky Chick wrote:"Spank the salami", ha ha, never heard that expression before ***Masturbation Jar***  3140466873

Spank the monkey
Bash the bishop
Shake hands with the unemployed
Meet up with Widow Palm and her five handmaidens of the night
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Round up the tadpoles
Hand to gland combat
Choking Kojak
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Post  tatiana Wed May 25, 2011 8:33 pm

I always thought that 'shake hands with the unemployed' meant that the man was going to do a pee. Embarassed
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Post  precinct14 Wed May 25, 2011 8:36 pm

tatiana wrote:I always thought that 'shake hands with the unemployed' meant that the man was going to do a pee. Embarassed

It does. But there are handshakes, and handhakes. Cool
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Post  tatiana Wed May 25, 2011 8:42 pm

^^^^
fair enough.


my dad used to say it all of the time. scratch affraid
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Post  Guest Thu May 26, 2011 12:18 am

Nah Ville Sky Chick wrote:"Spank the salami", ha ha, never heard that expression before ***Masturbation Jar***  3140466873
same as beat your meat!

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Post  eddie Thu May 26, 2011 12:29 am

Barclays.

(der. rhyming slang)
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Post  Nah Ville Sky Chick Thu May 26, 2011 1:05 am

eddie wrote:Barclays.

(der. rhyming slang)

Yes, didn't Kenneth Williams use that word for it in his diaries?
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Post  Lee Van Queef Thu May 26, 2011 5:01 am

Off for a Hilary....

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Or off to have a Jimmy Floyd...

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Post  precinct14 Thu May 26, 2011 5:15 am

What's the difference between an egg and a good wank? (tough one, this)
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Post  Guest Thu May 26, 2011 1:10 pm

Billy's father caught Billy having a quiet wank.
He was uspet and told Billy it would send him blind and that if he stopped he would buy him a dog.
All went well for a couple of days then Billy came up to his father and said
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Post  eddie Thu May 26, 2011 11:31 pm

Nah Ville Sky Chick wrote:
eddie wrote:Barclays.

(der. rhyming slang)

Yes, didn't Kenneth Williams use that word for it in his diaries?

Yes he did, along with other coded terms I take to be references to his bowel movements.

Ultimately, a very depressing read.
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Post  eddie Thu May 26, 2011 11:36 pm

precinct14 wrote: What's the difference between an egg and a good wank? (tough one, this)

Dimly...at the very back of my my mind...I seem to sense an opaque formula relating to duration and hardness...but...no...it's not coming.
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