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Post  Gigi Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:59 pm

A common myth is that women talk...and gossip more than men. No This is not true in my experience.....
What do you all think?
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Post  precinct14 Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:45 am

pinhedz wrote:I'll start--men don't cook.
Shocked Tell that to Escoffier, Paul Bocuse, the Roux brothers, Alain Ducasse, Marco Pierre White etc etc etc....and Rollin Post. But you were jesting, right? jocolor
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Post  precinct14 Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:46 am

Gigi wrote:A common myth is that women talk...and gossip more than men. No This is not true in my experience.....
What do you all think?

You're right.
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Post  Constance Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:21 pm

pinhedz wrote:A man can parallel park in a spot so tight that after he's parked his front and rear bumpers are actually touching both the car in front of him and the car in back (I am not making this up--it was done and has been documented).

I doubt any woman has ever matched this feat. Cool

I must tell you, a while ago I did a flawless parallel park into a small space in front of my village bakery. When I got out of the car, the two guys who were chatting on the side-walk applauded.

Until car makers made it impossible to get underneath the car, I used to change the oil in the car myself.

And my husband does most of the cooking--including a big hot breakfast for the girls on Sunday morning--AND he makes the girls' school lunches.

We're anarchists.

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Post  ISN Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:29 am

pinhedz wrote:When a woman gets a whole-body radiation scan, the radiation sensors have to be set to a more sensitive level than for men, because women are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, which is not very radioactive. Men are all made of dense muscle, which has more radioactive Potassium-40.

One time a dainty little lady (who was also a Navy Seal) had a full-body radiation scan with the equipment set on the sensitive dainty-little-lady setting. She saturated the receiver and blew the gaskets. The operators hadn't guessed that she was 110 pounds of solid beef jerky.

this is probably my favourite Pinz post........

I'm lovin' it - it's the real thing - the original and the best
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Post  ISN Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:33 am

Constance wrote:

We're anarchists.


shame on you - these times need responsible people who rise to the challenge and fulfill their duties in an orderly, boring......blah blah blah

I think it's time I went to bed....hehehe

I'm losing control.....heheheeh

I don't know why I'm the only one who finds the idea of me losing control funny.......chchchchc

I guess it must get tedious for you lot when I act like such an arse......Embarassed
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Post  eddie Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:20 am

Here's Victorian British imperialist Rudyard Kipling's perspective on the matter:


The Female of the Species

WHEN the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride,
He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

When Nag the basking cobra hears the careless foot of man,
He will sometimes wriggle sideways and avoid it if he can.
But his mate makes no such motion where she camps beside the trail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

When the early Jesuit fathers preached to Hurons and Choctaws,
They prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaws.
'Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

Man's timid heart is bursting with the things he must not say,
For the Woman that God gave him isn't his to give away;
But when hunter meets with husbands, each confirms the other's tale—
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

Man, a bear in most relations—worm and savage otherwise,—
Man propounds negotiations, Man accepts the compromise.
Very rarely will he squarely push the logic of a fact
To its ultimate conclusion in unmitigated act.

Fear, or foolishness, impels him, ere he lay the wicked low,
To concede some form of trial even to his fiercest foe.
Mirth obscene diverts his anger—Doubt and Pity oft perplex
Him in dealing with an issue—to the scandal of The Sex!

But the Woman that God gave him, every fibre of her frame
Proves her launched for one sole issue, armed and engined for the same;
And to serve that single issue, lest the generations fail,
The female of the species must be deadlier than the male.

She who faces Death by torture for each life beneath her breast
May not deal in doubt or pity—must not swerve for fact or jest.
These be purely male diversions—not in these her honour dwells—
She the Other Law we live by, is that Law and nothing else.

She can bring no more to living than the powers that make her great
As the Mother of the Infant and the Mistress of the Mate.
And when Babe and Man are lacking and she strides unclaimed to claim
Her right as femme (and baron), her equipment is the same.

She is wedded to convictions—in default of grosser ties;
Her contentions are her children, Heaven help him who denies!—
He will meet no suave discussion, but the instant, white-hot, wild,
Wakened female of the species warring as for spouse and child.

Unprovoked and awful charges—even so the she-bear fights,
Speech that drips, corrodes, and poisons—even so the cobra bites,
Scientific vivisection of one nerve till it is raw
And the victim writhes in anguish—like the Jesuit with the squaw!

So it comes that Man, the coward, when he gathers to confer
With his fellow-braves in council, dare not leave a place for her
Where, at war with Life and Conscience, he uplifts his erring hands
To some God of Abstract Justice—which no woman understands.

And Man knows it! Knows, moreover, that the Woman that God gave him
Must command but may not govern—shall enthral but not enslave him.
And She knows, because She warns him, and Her instincts never fail,
That the Female of Her Species is more deadly than the Male.

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Post  Guest Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:36 am

pinhedz wrote:One thing both sexes seem to agree on -- women are better. I love you
and pinhedz likes his threads duplicated... but only women notice it

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Post  Lee Van Queef Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:20 pm

I thought the answer was "multi-tasking"?
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Post  eddie Mon Sep 19, 2011 1:56 am

TickleCockBridge wrote:I thought the answer was "multi-tasking"?

Close. Left brain vs Right brain.
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Post  eddie Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:04 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen, I think we finally have a properly scientific answer to this vexed question, courtesy of Doctor Who's former assistant Billie Piper:

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"Men are stupid, but women are crazy."
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Post  eddie Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:26 am

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Post  Guest Sun May 27, 2012 10:03 am

hmmm...I think a man would title a song "gas station fellatio"...
and then Madonna would sing and perform it.

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Post  nombre de otro Wed Sep 05, 2012 10:40 pm

no shit, sherlock

Guest wrote:and pinhedz likes his threads duplicated... but only women notice it
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Post  nombre de otro Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:47 am

“No te preocupes. Mi marido es de ese tipo de hombres muy masculinos, buenos fisonomistas de mujeres, que jamás recuerdan una cara de hombre, porque no la ven”

"Don't worry. My husband belongs to that kind of men, very masculine, good fisonomistas of women, who never remember a man's face, because they don't see it"
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Post  nombre de otro Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:32 pm

"Do you wanna dance?"
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I have to recognize some anticipation in my mind about what it's going to happen with whatever sometimes. Sometimes I'm tired before starting. Unless they send me a smiley face, I love smiley faces.
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Post  this and that Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:01 am

"How hard is to be a woman and work for television.
Well, how hard is to be a woman and work.
Well, how hard is to work... because to be a woman... no big deal about distinguishing two shades of green"

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Post  blue moon Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:40 pm

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Post  glue moon Fri Nov 15, 2013 11:48 pm

user wrote:
A study confirms women can do two things at the same time

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well I am a man and I'm typing this while I shit Cool
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