Security measures to prevent Hal Jones from re-entering ATU airspace, and launching terrorist attack.

1. Use sniffer dogs.
2. Install chemical, biological and radiological sensors.
3. Add bulletproof glass and blast webbing to all ATU thread windows.
4. Install sweeping procedures for electronic bugs.
5. Measure ATU air quality for bacteria.
6. Install Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, which includes satellite dishes, encryption and communication devices, plus a secure tent which shields sensitive information from spying devices.
7. Appoint military aide to carry black briefcase containing nuclear codes.
8. Custom order ATU Cadillac One motorcade vehicle, with Kevlar-reinforced "run-flat" tyres, tear gas cannons, 8pm-thick armour-plated doors, plus titanium and ceramic armour to dissipate energy of Hal Jones-launched missiles.
9. Pray.

precinct14 wrote:1. Use sniffer dogs.
2. Install chemical, biological and radiological sensors.
3. Add bulletproof glass and blast webbing to all ATU thread windows.
4. Install sweeping procedures for electronic bugs.
5. Measure ATU air quality for bacteria.
6. Install Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, which includes satellite dishes, encryption and communication devices, plus a secure tent which shields sensitive information from spying devices.
7. Appoint military aide to carry black briefcase containing nuclear codes.
8. Custom order ATU Cadillac One motorcade vehicle, with Kevlar-reinforced "run-flat" tyres, tear gas cannons, 8pm-thick armour-plated doors, plus titanium and ceramic armour to dissipate energy of Hal Jones-launched missiles.
9. Pray.

maybe you should let him post here...and in exchange, he lets us post at ER

Paladin wrote:maybe you should let him post here...and in exchange, he lets us post at ER

Excellent suggestion.

Doc Watson wrote:

Paladin wrote:maybe you should let him post here...and in exchange, he lets us post at ER

Excellent suggestion.

It's taken him 4 months, bless him, but this thread has finally jolted him into action, and he's hunted my most recent ER alter ego down like the renegade dog he was, and banned his ass. Pity, I thought he'd really appreciate having an ATU thread dedicated to him, too.

I just got banned the other day after my first post

Paladin wrote:I just got banned the other day after my first post

Choosing the right false beard can make a huge difference- especially if you're a woman. What was your original ban for?

precinct14 wrote:Choosing the right false beard can make a huge difference- especially if you're a woman. What was your original ban for?

I've never tried to hide my identity. Never changed my posting style, or used a proxy. Hal had the courtesy to approve my post so that it appeared on the forum before he banned me, though. Last time that didn't happen.

I believe I was banned the first time for saying "fuck off, dickslice" to some dickslice.

Poor Hal. He tries so hard, with his Miles and Bogey avatars, yet falls so conspicuously short of being cool.

Paladin wrote:I just got banned the other day after my first post

Ha Ha and in the same thread the person that said he "thought Pete Townsend was a spastic" lives on. How peculiar.

precinct14 wrote:1. Use sniffer dogs.
2. Install chemical, biological and radiological sensors.
3. Add bulletproof glass and blast webbing to all ATU thread windows.
4. Install sweeping procedures for electronic bugs.
5. Measure ATU air quality for bacteria.
6. Install Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, which includes satellite dishes, encryption and communication devices, plus a secure tent which shields sensitive information from spying devices.
7. Appoint military aide to carry black briefcase containing nuclear codes.
8. Custom order ATU Cadillac One motorcade vehicle, with Kevlar-reinforced "run-flat" tyres, tear gas cannons, 8pm-thick armour-plated doors, plus titanium and ceramic armour to dissipate energy of Hal Jones-launched missiles.
9. Pray.

looks like none of them worked

Doc Watson wrote:

precinct14 wrote:1. Use sniffer dogs.
2. Install chemical, biological and radiological sensors.
3. Add bulletproof glass and blast webbing to all ATU thread windows.
4. Install sweeping procedures for electronic bugs.
5. Measure ATU air quality for bacteria.
6. Install Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, which includes satellite dishes, encryption and communication devices, plus a secure tent which shields sensitive information from spying devices.
7. Appoint military aide to carry black briefcase containing nuclear codes.
8. Custom order ATU Cadillac One motorcade vehicle, with Kevlar-reinforced "run-flat" tyres, tear gas cannons, 8pm-thick armour-plated doors, plus titanium and ceramic armour to dissipate energy of Hal Jones-launched missiles.
9. Pray.

Now fellas. Clearly, all that's needed to quell this discussion is perhaps free-basing some caffeine alkaloid ya know? Butterknife not included.

I am learning a lot.

I like Hal

Who's HAL?