Security measures to prevent Hal Jones from re-entering ATU airspace, and launching terrorist attack.

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Security measures to prevent Hal Jones from re-entering ATU airspace, and launching terrorist attack.

Post  precinct14 on Sun May 22, 2011 4:39 am

1. Use sniffer dogs.
2. Install chemical, biological and radiological sensors.
3. Add bulletproof glass and blast webbing to all ATU thread windows.
4. Install sweeping procedures for electronic bugs.
5. Measure ATU air quality for bacteria.
6. Install Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, which includes satellite dishes, encryption and communication devices, plus a secure tent which shields sensitive information from spying devices.
7. Appoint military aide to carry black briefcase containing nuclear codes.
8. Custom order ATU Cadillac One motorcade vehicle, with Kevlar-reinforced "run-flat" tyres, tear gas cannons, 8pm-thick armour-plated doors, plus titanium and ceramic armour to dissipate energy of Hal Jones-launched missiles.
9. Pray.


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Post  Doc Watson on Sun May 22, 2011 12:52 pm

precinct14 wrote:1. Use sniffer dogs.
2. Install chemical, biological and radiological sensors.
3. Add bulletproof glass and blast webbing to all ATU thread windows.
4. Install sweeping procedures for electronic bugs.
5. Measure ATU air quality for bacteria.
6. Install Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, which includes satellite dishes, encryption and communication devices, plus a secure tent which shields sensitive information from spying devices.
7. Appoint military aide to carry black briefcase containing nuclear codes.
8. Custom order ATU Cadillac One motorcade vehicle, with Kevlar-reinforced "run-flat" tyres, tear gas cannons, 8pm-thick armour-plated doors, plus titanium and ceramic armour to dissipate energy of Hal Jones-launched missiles.
9. Pray.
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Post  Dick Fitzwell on Sun May 22, 2011 1:26 pm

maybe you should let him post here...and in exchange, he lets us post at ER

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Post  Doc Watson on Sun May 22, 2011 1:28 pm

Paladin wrote:maybe you should let him post here...and in exchange, he lets us post at ER
Excellent suggestion.

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Post  precinct14 on Tue May 24, 2011 2:53 am

Doc Watson wrote:
Paladin wrote:maybe you should let him post here...and in exchange, he lets us post at ER
Excellent suggestion.

It's taken him 4 months, bless him, but this thread has finally jolted him into action, and he's hunted my most recent ER alter ego down like the renegade dog he was, and banned his ass. Pity, I thought he'd really appreciate having an ATU thread dedicated to him, too.

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Post  Dick Fitzwell on Tue May 24, 2011 3:09 am

I just got banned the other day after my first post

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Post  precinct14 on Tue May 24, 2011 3:15 am

Paladin wrote:I just got banned the other day after my first post

Choosing the right false beard can make a huge difference- especially if you're a woman. What was your original ban for?

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Post  Dick Fitzwell on Tue May 24, 2011 4:30 am

precinct14 wrote:Choosing the right false beard can make a huge difference- especially if you're a woman. What was your original ban for?

I've never tried to hide my identity. Never changed my posting style, or used a proxy. Hal had the courtesy to approve my post so that it appeared on the forum before he banned me, though. Last time that didn't happen.

I believe I was banned the first time for saying "fuck off, dickslice" to some dickslice.

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Post  precinct14 on Tue May 24, 2011 5:24 am

Poor Hal. He tries so hard, with his Miles and Bogey avatars, yet falls so conspicuously short of being cool.

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Post  Nah Ville Sky Chick on Tue May 24, 2011 5:29 am

Paladin wrote:I just got banned the other day after my first post

Ha Ha and in the same thread the person that said he "thought Pete Townsend was a spastic" lives on. How peculiar.

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Post  Doc Watson on Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:39 am

precinct14 wrote:1. Use sniffer dogs.
2. Install chemical, biological and radiological sensors.
3. Add bulletproof glass and blast webbing to all ATU thread windows.
4. Install sweeping procedures for electronic bugs.
5. Measure ATU air quality for bacteria.
6. Install Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, which includes satellite dishes, encryption and communication devices, plus a secure tent which shields sensitive information from spying devices.
7. Appoint military aide to carry black briefcase containing nuclear codes.
8. Custom order ATU Cadillac One motorcade vehicle, with Kevlar-reinforced "run-flat" tyres, tear gas cannons, 8pm-thick armour-plated doors, plus titanium and ceramic armour to dissipate energy of Hal Jones-launched missiles.
9. Pray.
looks like none of them worked Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post  hal. jones on Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:58 pm

lol!

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Post  precinct14 on Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:49 am

Doc Watson wrote:
precinct14 wrote:1. Use sniffer dogs.
2. Install chemical, biological and radiological sensors.
3. Add bulletproof glass and blast webbing to all ATU thread windows.
4. Install sweeping procedures for electronic bugs.
5. Measure ATU air quality for bacteria.
6. Install Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, which includes satellite dishes, encryption and communication devices, plus a secure tent which shields sensitive information from spying devices.
7. Appoint military aide to carry black briefcase containing nuclear codes.
8. Custom order ATU Cadillac One motorcade vehicle, with Kevlar-reinforced "run-flat" tyres, tear gas cannons, 8pm-thick armour-plated doors, plus titanium and ceramic armour to dissipate energy of Hal Jones-launched missiles.
9. Pray.
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lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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Post  fiberNz on Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:12 pm

Now fellas. Clearly, all that's needed to quell this discussion is perhaps free-basing some caffeine alkaloid ya know? Butterknife not included.

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Post  Doc Watson on Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:07 am

I am learning a lot.

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Fri Mar 20, 2015 5:07 pm


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Post  pinhedz on Sat Mar 21, 2015 8:56 am

I have long suspected that Yakima is Hal. Suspect

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Post  pinhedz on Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:01 am

What makes lady space-warriors so awesome is that they can take on guys wearing heavy armor, but they themselves hardly need any clothes at all. scratch

[btw--Did that movie actually show in theaters?]

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Sat Mar 21, 2015 5:48 pm

it was intended for American International Pictures but they turned it down when they saw it ... so then New World Pictures released it



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Post  Doc Watson on Sun Mar 22, 2015 10:30 pm

I like Hal

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