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Talk like an Irishman

Post  pinhedz on Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:04 am

Will ya stop bein' so bloody English for the love of Jesus Mary and Joseph?

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Post  eddie on Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:53 pm

Original "Talk Like an Irishman" thread from the old ATU site:

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:WHN9RFnFOq8J:acrosstheuniverse.forumotion.com/t465-the-talk-like-an-irishman-thread+site:acrosstheuniverse.forumotion.com+acrosstheuniverse+%2B+the+third+man&cd=20&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk&source=www.google.co.uk

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Re: Talk like an Irishman

Post  pinhedz on Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:55 pm

Words written by an Irishman for an Englishman:

-- God blimey if she aint a clinker, that there bleeding tart. Blimey it makes me kind of bleeding cry, straight, it does, when I sees her cause I thinks of my old mashtub what's waiting for me down Limehouse way.

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Post  pinhedz on Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:02 am

And let's not limit this to men only:

"Listen, loviest! Of course it was too kind of you, miser, to
remember my sighs in shockings, my often expressed wish when
you were wandering about my trousseaurs and before I forget it
don't forget, in your extensions to my personality, when knotting
my remembrancetie, shoeweek will be trotting back with red
heels at the end of the moon but look what the fool bought
cabbage head and, as I shall answer to gracious heaven, I'll
always in always remind of snappy new girters, me being always
the one for charms with my very best in proud and gloving
even if he was to be vermillion miles my youth to live on,
the rubberend Mr Polkingtone, the quonian fleshmonger who
Mother Browne solicited me for unlawful converse with, with
her mug of October (a pots on it!), creaking around on his old
shanksaxle like a crosty old cornquake."

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Re: Talk like an Irishman

Post  eddie on Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:46 am

^

Is that Molly Bloom? Dunno, sounds like Joyce.

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Post  pinhedz on Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:45 am

It's from Finnigan's Wake, so it's hard to tell who the speaker is.

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Re: Talk like an Irishman

Post  pinhedz on Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:51 am

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

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