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Post  Guest on Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:34 pm

min 2.25

The king and the queen seem a little confused about the walking with the pope protocol...




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Post  Guest on Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:00 pm

Once when I was in Dublin I felt like attending a mass and I entered into a church. The seats had heating and it was very nice plus I hadn't attended a mass for a long time and it was my first my mass in English. I got so excited I decided to receive communion and after I received the host a voice told me "you have to say something" but I didn't remember what it was so I said "thank you". The priest looked at me strangely.

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Post  Nah Ville Sky Chick on Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:05 pm

That did make me laugh. I blame the King he kept sending her off in different directions king queen

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Post  tatiana on Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:10 am

very cute


the music was catchy also

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Post  Guest on Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:33 am

For one second I thought the King was going to grab the Pope by the arm

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Post  Guest on Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:34 am

What to do in case you are the Prime Minister of Spain and have just announced 10000 millions euros cuts in health and education when you find journalists in your way asking you questions:

turn back!


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Post  pinhedz on Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:53 am

Question: If you're flipping pancakes for charity, and the Pope has already gone home, who should be on hand to catch the ones you drop?

Answer: The Cardinal, of course.


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Post  Guest on Fri Apr 13, 2012 1:03 am

If you have guests at home... insist your husband to tell that funny joke...


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Post  Dick Fitzwell on Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:51 am

Kings, queens and popes are all bullshit. Why the hell is there a "protocol?"

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Post  pinhedz on Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:12 am

Shreddie Mercury wrote:Why the hell is there a "protocol?"
So that people will know how to behave properly in the presence of the high and mighty.

My atheist grandmother once met the Archbishop of the Archdiocese of Saint Paul. In accordance with protocol, she kissed his sanctified ring and called him "Your Excellency."

But after talking to him for awhile, she reported that he was "easy-going and comfortable like an old shoe."

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Post  Guest on Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:27 pm

What to say at the hospital when your wife has just given birth to the King's first grandson?

- He looks like his mother, the poor boy (Se parece a su madre, el pobre) ~ Jaime de Marichalar

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Post  Dick Fitzwell on Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:31 am

pinhedz wrote:
Shreddie Mercury wrote:Why the hell is there a "protocol?"
So that people will know how to behave properly in the presence of the high and mighty.

My atheist grandmother once met the Archbishop of the Archdiocese of Saint Paul. In accordance with protocol, she kissed his sanctified ring and called him "Your Excellency."

What an idiot

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Post  pinhedz on Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:49 am

Shreddie Mercury wrote:What an idiot
It's just standard greetings and salutations. You can say that everyone in high society are idiots if you want, but they might not invite you back if you do.

I can get away with being relatively gauche, because society folk expect scientists to be what they call "eccentric."
Albert Einstein once showed up wearing a tuxedo--and no socks. But you'd better not try that!

President Reagan's Chief of Protocol, Leonore Annenberg, was photographed while making a curtsy to a member of the British Royal Family. The protocol police chastised her for this, because she was behaving like a British subject.


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Post  Guest on Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:14 pm

Shreddie Mercury wrote:Kings, queens and popes are all bullshit

“Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest” flower

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Post  pinhedz on Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:10 pm

After "the last," there is always a next.
A power vacuum creates powerful suction--the first to be pulled in are the gangsters.

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Post  nombre de otro on Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:33 am



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Post  nombre de otro on Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:35 am

A good cat should not bark. But if you do and they catch you it is scarier when you switch to miaow again



^ why isn't it working?

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Post  pinhedz on Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:42 am

random ego of otro nombre wrote:^ why isn't it working?
I think because the site software believe that "[/youtube]" is part of the url, instead of following the url. geek

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Post  nombre de otro on Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:52 am

not now
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKLqEq-nGVc alien [/youtube]
muahaha

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Post  felix on Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:57 am



I didn't recall seeing a https URL for youtube, so I changed it to http - blow me down! It worked!! cheers

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Post  nombre de otro on Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:00 am

you're a genius! cheers
Now bark like a cool cat would do

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Post  nombre de otro on Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:08 am

an exemplary citizen live!


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Post  pinhedz on Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:10 am

They talk too fast.

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Post  nombre de otro on Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:29 am

But you saw the guy in the background, no?

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Post  pinhedz on Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:49 am

I figured he just had to go back for something he left by the sink in the men's room--it happens. geek

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