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Post  Old Mack on Sat Oct 08, 2011 3:17 pm

I don't know about you but I love a honest thief !

(Fox News) Two burglars looking for blank CDs in California instead found a man’s child pornography stash and turned him in, Fox40 Sacramento reported Wednesday. One juvenile and a 19-year-old broke into Kraig Stockard barn in Delhi, Calif., on Sept. 12 and stole 50 CD-Rs, which Stockard later reported stolen. "I'm kind of surprised that he wanted to draw attention to himself, knowing what was taken," Deputy Tom McKenzie of the Merced County Sheriff's Department told Fox40.

When the pair took the CDs home to burn music, they discovered that more than 30 of them contained child porn. They reported the contents of the discs to the sheriff’s department. "[A] family member convinced the two suspects to come forward, they contacted law enforcement," McKenzie said. Investigators served a search warrant on Stockard’s property and found three desktop computers and three laptops. It’s unknown what those computer contain, but authorities believe Stockard has been downloading the images and movies since 2004.

He was booked into jail for possession of child pornography and posted his $25,000 bail. The two people that found the pornography were not arrested for the burglary. "We did not actually go out and arrest the suspects for the burglary. They were obviously the lesser of two evils," McKenzie told Fox40. The burglars' case has been turned over to the Merced County District Attorney’s Office for review.




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Post  Old Mack on Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:25 pm

I never thought I would say it BUT I'm glad my grandfather isn't arround anymore to see what this country is turning into !

EAST BETHEL, Minn. (PDU-AP) — Authorities say an 18-year-old Minnesota woman admitted to investigators that she broke into a neighbor's home three times looking for items she could fence to feed her porn addiction. Anoka County sheriff's investigators say the neighbor called to report he had surveillance footage of the suspect, whose first name is Amanda, sneaking into his East Bethel home through a dog door.

The St. Paul Pioneer Press reports that the neighbor set up the camera after $300 and several items were stolen. Investigators say the suspect admitted she had broken in three times. She said she need money so she could pay for 20 to 30 pornographic DVDs she bought. The suspect, whose first name is Amanda was charged Wednesday with second-degree burglary. She does not have a listed phone number and it wasn't clear Saturday if she had an attorney.


Dam I wish her phone number was listed, just like that tool of the ultraliberal profit driven media, I'd like to give her a call !


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Post  Old Mack on Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:42 am



Here's one guy who's stringing his fellow fighters along by strumming the guitar while his friends take on Moammar Khadafy loyalists. During a battle in Sirte, the last stronghold of Khadafy's troops, a man was photographed Monday playing the guitar as rebel forces fire machine guns.

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/libya_guitar_hero_plays_while_rebel_0ioXY7dfHSqnmybOu2b0lJ#ixzz1aW2L9fCF

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Post  Old Mack on Sun Oct 16, 2011 3:05 pm

Codename: Mackadamia fans...for those of you'se not keeping up with American politics, President Obama has been in the news lately for refusing, because of legal technicalities / presidential powers to provide offical documents, legally requested by Congress and American citizens under the Freedom of Information Act. If you have to much time on your hands like me and want a chuckle watch the video of Candidate Obama promising never to do anything like that and that he would have the most transparent administration in human history.

It's comical that people actually believed him !



If your intrested in American politics listen to this one, the U.S. Goverment put 2,000 guns in the hands of criminals, it is mind blowing ! (hundreds of deaths have been blamed on this scandal)


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Post  Old Mack on Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:57 am

Dam...Old Mack needs to go on a diet ! Here's my yardstick !


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Post  pinhedz on Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:20 am

Old Mack wrote:


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Post  Old Mack on Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:28 am

Dam...Al got all the money in the world and he's wearing a TUX that looks like he trash picked it !

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Post  pinhedz on Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:30 am

People that are born rich are not materialistic. They buy whatever they want, but it doesn't mean anything to them.

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Post  Old Mack on Sat Oct 22, 2011 1:23 pm

pinhedz wrote:
If, I was at that affair people would be saying...'Old Mack sure has put on some weight.'

And than someone else would say...'yeah but thats a awesome TUX he's wearing and he sure does look great in it, unlike that Gore fellow.'

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Post  Guest on Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:04 am

Hi there, Speaking of death prediction, I find it really odd that one of the on-line death prediction services showed me the same death date that I was foretold in my dream about a year ago. http://yourdeathdate.info/1/index.html - I can’t explain this coincidence in any other way except that there must be some kind of magic involved here.

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Post  Guest on Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:29 am

..... died ((
I always look here http://yourdeathdate.info/1/index.html
Death when it comes will have no denial.

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Post  Guest on Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:30 am

Hi there, Speaking of death prediction, I find it really odd that one of the on-line death prediction services showed me the same death date that I was foretold in my dream about a year ago. http://yourdeathdate.info/1/index.html - I can’t explain this coincidence in any other way except that there must be some kind of magic involved here.

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Post  Guest on Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:31 am

what the fuck is this???
I'm not going to die... ever!

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Post  Guest on Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:38 am

Hi there, Speaking of death prediction, I find it really odd that one of the on-line death prediction services showed me the same death date that I was foretold in my dream about a year ago. http://yourdeathdate.info/1/index.html - I can’t explain this coincidence in any other way except that there must be some kind of magic involved here.

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Post  Guest on Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:41 am

four new members talking about death prediction? scratch

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Post  Guest on Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:01 am

Hi there, Speaking of death prediction, I find it really odd that one of the on-line death prediction services showed me the same death date that I was foretold in my dream about a year ago. http://yourdeathdate.info/1/index.html - I can’t explain this coincidence in any other way except that there must be some kind of magic involved here.

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Post  Guest on Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:03 am

Hi there, Speaking of death prediction, I find it really odd that one of the on-line death prediction services showed me the same death date that I was foretold in my dream about a year ago. http://yourdeathdate.info/1/index.html - I can’t explain this coincidence in any other way except that there must be some kind of magic involved here.

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Post  Guest on Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:05 am

Oman why are you thinking about death?

Are you from Oman?

Thanks for staying with me this afternoon it's very nice to have you all here but I wish we could talk about something else...

No I see you're from Gliwice.

Yesterday a polish girl tried to sell me tobacco
There are polish people here but I don't really know any...

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Post  Guest on Sun Oct 23, 2011 2:26 am

Hi there, Speaking of death prediction, I find it really odd that one of the on-line death prediction services showed me the same death date that I was foretold in my dream about a year ago. http://yourdeathdate.info/1/index.html - I can’t explain this coincidence in any other way except that there must be some kind of magic involved here.

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Post  Dick Fitzwell on Sun Oct 23, 2011 2:37 am

Hi there, Speaking of death prediction, I find it really odd that one of the on-line death prediction services showed me the same death date that I was foretold in my dream about a year ago. http://yourdeathdate.info/1/index.html - I can’t explain this coincidence in any other way except that there must be some kind of magic involved here.

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Post  Old Mack on Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:59 am

izabela l., anna.walczak1, emuna, monisia0123 and oman1986 THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME AND TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST IN THIS THREAD; WHICH IS ALL ABOUT ME AND MY OPINIONS. I'VE PUT TOGETHER A CODE NAME: MACKADAMIA FAN CLUB KIT. IF YOUR INTERESTED IN THIS VERY SPECIAL KEEPSAKE LET ME KNOW, AND I'LL GET ONE IN THE MAIL TO YOU RIGHT AWAY. THIS IS A CHANCE FOR YOU TO SHOW THE WORLD YOUR A FAN OF OLD MACK AND ALL MY WORKS.

YOUR CODENAME: MACKADAMIA KIT INCLUDES THE FOLLOWING:

A OFFICIAL WELCOME / THANK YOU LETTER

A COPY OF HIGHWAY 61 W/ A SECRET DECODER RING

A 8 X 10 AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF ME IN THE 9TH GRADE, WHICH WAS ABOUT THE TIME I GOT TURNED ON TO BOBBY DYLAN

SEVERAL WHISKERS NEATLY TRIMMED FROM OLD MACK'S GOATEE, IN A SPECIALLY SEALED DISPLAY CASE

A HAND WRITTEN COPY OF ALL MY FAVORITE DYLAN QUOTES

A 'I'M A FAN OF OLD MACK'...BUMPER STICKER W/ ONE OF MY SELECTED SAYINGS

A CERTIFIED MEMBERSHIP CARD W/ A MATCHING OFFICIAL CLUB CERTIFICATE STATING YOUR A MEMBER IN GOOD STANDING IN THE CODE NAME: MACKADAMIA FAN CLUB

Paladin it's been at least 6 to 8 weeks since I've sent you your CODENAME: MACKADAMIA KIT, so you should have it by now. If not let me know and I'll get another one in todays mail for ya.

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Post  pinhedz on Sun Oct 23, 2011 4:21 am

Do we get to pick which famous saying goes on the bumper sticker?

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Post  Old Mack on Sun Oct 23, 2011 4:35 am

pinhedz...special Codename: Mackadamia fans can pick which of my famous sayings will be on their bumper sticker.

However izabela l., anna.walczak1, emuna, monisia0123 and oman1986 will get their Codename: Mackadamia Fan Kits from the random pile and will be getting the luck of the draw.

In the mean time thanks for your interest in Codename: Mackadamia...here's a Al Gore just for you:



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Post  pinhedz on Sun Oct 23, 2011 4:46 am

And I thank you for not posting another Fat Al

I'd like a THANK YOU FOR NOT SHUNNING ME sticker. rabbit

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Post  Old Mack on Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:28 pm

Many brilliant people have some communication weak spots. Unfortunately, the reality is that written communication is a big part of business, and how you write reflects on you. Poor spelling and grammar can destroy a professional image in an instant. Even if your job doesn't require much business writing, you'll still have emails to send and notes to write. And if you're looking for a job, your cover letters and resumes will likely mean the difference between getting the interview or not. Bad grammar and spelling make a bad impression. Don't let yourself lose an opportunity over a simple spelling or grammar mistake.

Here are seven simple grammatical errors that I see consistently in emails, cover letters and resumes.

You're / Your

The apostrophe means it's a contraction of two words; "you're" is the short version of "you are" (the "a" is dropped), so if your sentence makes sense if you say "you are," then you're good to use you're. "Your" means it belongs to you, it's yours.

•You're = if you mean "you are" then use the apostrophe
•Your = belonging to you
You're going to love your new job!

It's / Its

This one is confusing, because generally, in addition to being used in contractions, an apostrophe indicates ownership, as in "Dad's new car." But, "it's" is actually the short version of "it is" or "it has." "Its" with no apostrophe means belonging to it.

•It's = it is
•Its = belonging to it
It's important to remember to bring your telephone and its extra battery.

They're / Their / There

"They're" is a contraction of "they are." "Their" means belonging to them. "There" refers to a place (notice that the word "here" is part of it, which is also a place – so if it says here and there, it's a place). There = a place

•They're = they are
•Their = belonging to them
They're going to miss their teachers when they leave there.

Loose / Lose

These spellings really don't make much sense, so you just have to remember them. "Loose" is the opposite of tight, and rhymes with goose. "Lose" is the opposite of win, and rhymes with booze. (To show how unpredictable English is, compare another pair of words, "choose" and "chose," which are spelled the same except the initial sound, but pronounced differently. No wonder so many people get it wrong!)

•Loose = it's not tight, it's loosey goosey
•Lose= "don't lose the hose for the rose" is a way to remember the same spelling but a different pronunciation
I never thought I could lose so much weight; now my pants are all loose!

Lead / Led

Another common but glaring error. "Lead" means you're doing it in the present, and rhymes with deed. "Led" is the past tense of lead, and rhymes with sled. So you can "lead" your current organization, but you "led" the people in your previous job.

•Lead = present tense, rhymes with deed
•Led = past tense, rhymes with sled
My goal is to lead this team to success, just as I led my past teams into winning award after award.

A lot / Alot / Allot

First the bad news: there is no such word as "alot." "A lot" refers to quantity, and "allot" means to distribute or parcel out.

There is a lot of confusion about this one, so I'm going to allot ten minutes to review these rules of grammar.



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