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Post  Guest on Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:30 am

Hi there, Speaking of death prediction, I find it really odd that one of the on-line death prediction services showed me the same death date that I was foretold in my dream about a year ago. http://yourdeathdate.info/1/index.html - I can’t explain this coincidence in any other way except that there must be some kind of magic involved here.

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Post  Guest on Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:31 am

what the fuck is this???
I'm not going to die... ever!

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Post  Guest on Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:38 am

Hi there, Speaking of death prediction, I find it really odd that one of the on-line death prediction services showed me the same death date that I was foretold in my dream about a year ago. http://yourdeathdate.info/1/index.html - I can’t explain this coincidence in any other way except that there must be some kind of magic involved here.

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Post  Guest on Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:41 am

four new members talking about death prediction? scratch

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Post  Guest on Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:01 am

Hi there, Speaking of death prediction, I find it really odd that one of the on-line death prediction services showed me the same death date that I was foretold in my dream about a year ago. http://yourdeathdate.info/1/index.html - I can’t explain this coincidence in any other way except that there must be some kind of magic involved here.

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Post  Guest on Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:03 am

Hi there, Speaking of death prediction, I find it really odd that one of the on-line death prediction services showed me the same death date that I was foretold in my dream about a year ago. http://yourdeathdate.info/1/index.html - I can’t explain this coincidence in any other way except that there must be some kind of magic involved here.

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Post  Guest on Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:05 am

Oman why are you thinking about death?

Are you from Oman?

Thanks for staying with me this afternoon it's very nice to have you all here but I wish we could talk about something else...

No I see you're from Gliwice.

Yesterday a polish girl tried to sell me tobacco
There are polish people here but I don't really know any...

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Post  Guest on Sun Oct 23, 2011 2:26 am

Hi there, Speaking of death prediction, I find it really odd that one of the on-line death prediction services showed me the same death date that I was foretold in my dream about a year ago. http://yourdeathdate.info/1/index.html - I can’t explain this coincidence in any other way except that there must be some kind of magic involved here.

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Post  Dick Fitzwell on Sun Oct 23, 2011 2:37 am

Hi there, Speaking of death prediction, I find it really odd that one of the on-line death prediction services showed me the same death date that I was foretold in my dream about a year ago. http://yourdeathdate.info/1/index.html - I can’t explain this coincidence in any other way except that there must be some kind of magic involved here.

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Post  Old Mack on Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:59 am

izabela l., anna.walczak1, emuna, monisia0123 and oman1986 THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME AND TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST IN THIS THREAD; WHICH IS ALL ABOUT ME AND MY OPINIONS. I'VE PUT TOGETHER A CODE NAME: MACKADAMIA FAN CLUB KIT. IF YOUR INTERESTED IN THIS VERY SPECIAL KEEPSAKE LET ME KNOW, AND I'LL GET ONE IN THE MAIL TO YOU RIGHT AWAY. THIS IS A CHANCE FOR YOU TO SHOW THE WORLD YOUR A FAN OF OLD MACK AND ALL MY WORKS.

YOUR CODENAME: MACKADAMIA KIT INCLUDES THE FOLLOWING:

A OFFICIAL WELCOME / THANK YOU LETTER

A COPY OF HIGHWAY 61 W/ A SECRET DECODER RING

A 8 X 10 AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF ME IN THE 9TH GRADE, WHICH WAS ABOUT THE TIME I GOT TURNED ON TO BOBBY DYLAN

SEVERAL WHISKERS NEATLY TRIMMED FROM OLD MACK'S GOATEE, IN A SPECIALLY SEALED DISPLAY CASE

A HAND WRITTEN COPY OF ALL MY FAVORITE DYLAN QUOTES

A 'I'M A FAN OF OLD MACK'...BUMPER STICKER W/ ONE OF MY SELECTED SAYINGS

A CERTIFIED MEMBERSHIP CARD W/ A MATCHING OFFICIAL CLUB CERTIFICATE STATING YOUR A MEMBER IN GOOD STANDING IN THE CODE NAME: MACKADAMIA FAN CLUB

Paladin it's been at least 6 to 8 weeks since I've sent you your CODENAME: MACKADAMIA KIT, so you should have it by now. If not let me know and I'll get another one in todays mail for ya.
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Post  Old Mack on Sun Oct 23, 2011 4:35 am

pinhedz...special Codename: Mackadamia fans can pick which of my famous sayings will be on their bumper sticker.

However izabela l., anna.walczak1, emuna, monisia0123 and oman1986 will get their Codename: Mackadamia Fan Kits from the random pile and will be getting the luck of the draw.

In the mean time thanks for your interest in Codename: Mackadamia...here's a Al Gore just for you:



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Post  Old Mack on Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:28 pm

Many brilliant people have some communication weak spots. Unfortunately, the reality is that written communication is a big part of business, and how you write reflects on you. Poor spelling and grammar can destroy a professional image in an instant. Even if your job doesn't require much business writing, you'll still have emails to send and notes to write. And if you're looking for a job, your cover letters and resumes will likely mean the difference between getting the interview or not. Bad grammar and spelling make a bad impression. Don't let yourself lose an opportunity over a simple spelling or grammar mistake.

Here are seven simple grammatical errors that I see consistently in emails, cover letters and resumes.

You're / Your

The apostrophe means it's a contraction of two words; "you're" is the short version of "you are" (the "a" is dropped), so if your sentence makes sense if you say "you are," then you're good to use you're. "Your" means it belongs to you, it's yours.

•You're = if you mean "you are" then use the apostrophe
•Your = belonging to you
You're going to love your new job!

It's / Its

This one is confusing, because generally, in addition to being used in contractions, an apostrophe indicates ownership, as in "Dad's new car." But, "it's" is actually the short version of "it is" or "it has." "Its" with no apostrophe means belonging to it.

•It's = it is
•Its = belonging to it
It's important to remember to bring your telephone and its extra battery.

They're / Their / There

"They're" is a contraction of "they are." "Their" means belonging to them. "There" refers to a place (notice that the word "here" is part of it, which is also a place – so if it says here and there, it's a place). There = a place

•They're = they are
•Their = belonging to them
They're going to miss their teachers when they leave there.

Loose / Lose

These spellings really don't make much sense, so you just have to remember them. "Loose" is the opposite of tight, and rhymes with goose. "Lose" is the opposite of win, and rhymes with booze. (To show how unpredictable English is, compare another pair of words, "choose" and "chose," which are spelled the same except the initial sound, but pronounced differently. No wonder so many people get it wrong!)

•Loose = it's not tight, it's loosey goosey
•Lose= "don't lose the hose for the rose" is a way to remember the same spelling but a different pronunciation
I never thought I could lose so much weight; now my pants are all loose!

Lead / Led

Another common but glaring error. "Lead" means you're doing it in the present, and rhymes with deed. "Led" is the past tense of lead, and rhymes with sled. So you can "lead" your current organization, but you "led" the people in your previous job.

•Lead = present tense, rhymes with deed
•Led = past tense, rhymes with sled
My goal is to lead this team to success, just as I led my past teams into winning award after award.

A lot / Alot / Allot

First the bad news: there is no such word as "alot." "A lot" refers to quantity, and "allot" means to distribute or parcel out.

There is a lot of confusion about this one, so I'm going to allot ten minutes to review these rules of grammar.


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Post  Guest on Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:45 pm

..."alot" is in common usage? Shocked

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Post  felix on Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:42 am

blue moon wrote:..."alot" is in common usage? Shocked

'fraid so Crying or Very sad - serpently on the interwebs. Suspect
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Post  Guest on Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:34 pm

felix wrote: 'fraid so Crying or Very sad - serpently on the interwebs. Suspect
...serpently?

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Post  Old Mack on Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:28 pm

My 'friend' the thief !

My friend ripped me off. I always knew he was a thief but I never expected him to steal from me...after all I carried his mothers casket. I guess that didn't mean anything to him because it was a long time ago and since that time as his drug use grew worse, he has grown greedier and greedier. He started out as a small time thief and now of days he will steal anything he can, from anyone he comes in contact with.

This is a guy with a family and bussiness and I now realize he has a sickness and just can't help himself.

It’s a den of thieves!

Occupy Wall Street protesters said yesterday that packs of brazen crooks within their ranks have been robbing their fellow demonstrators blind, making off with pricey cameras, phones and laptops and even a hefty bundle of donated cash and food.

“Stealing is our biggest problem at the moment,” said Nan Terrie, 18, a kitchen and legal-team volunteer from Fort Lauderdale. “I had my Mac stolen that was like $5,500. Every night, something else is gone. Last night, our entire [kitchen] budget for the day was stolen, so the first thing I had to do was . . . get the message out to our supporters that we needed food!”

Crafty cat burglars sneaked into the makeshift kitchen at Zuccotti Park overnight and swiped as much as $2,500 in donated greenbacks from right under the noses of volunteers who’d fallen asleep after a long day whipping up meals for the hundreds of hungry protesters, the volunteers said. “The worst thing is there’s people sleeping in the kitchen when they come, and they don’t even know about it! There are some really smart and sneaky thieves here,” Terrie said.

Security volunteer Harry Wyman, 22, of Brooklyn was furious about the thievery and vowed to get tough with the predatory perps. “I’m not getting paid, but I’m not gonna stand for it. Why people got to come here and do stupid stuff? All it does is make people not wanna come here anymore,” Wyman fumed. At one point yesterday, Wyman and other volunteers briefly scuffled with a man who was standing near a park entrance with a pail calling out: “Donations! Donations!” and pocketing the cash people tossed in the bucket.




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Post  felix on Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:18 pm

blue moon wrote:
felix wrote: 'fraid so Crying or Very sad - serpently on the interwebs. Suspect
...serpently?
It's a popular (with me ... cat ) malapropism* - see also 'Fazakerley' (exactly), etc.

(* = 'certainly')
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Post  Guest on Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:25 am

blue moon wrote:
That smiley reminds me of someone... I don't know who
It's very cute



hmmmm a malapropism... is it like "el retrete de Dorian Gray" (the lavatory bowl of Dorian Gray) instead of "el retrato" (picture, portrait)

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Post  Old Mack on Fri Oct 28, 2011 1:11 pm

Guys thanks for not shunning me and all BUT please stay on topic and remain in the parameter of Codename: Mackadamia.

I think you'se would be better served posting this stuff in tatianas thread Thing you wanted to say..... http://acrosstheuniverse.forummotion.com/t53-things-you-wanted-to-say since numberous people have me on ultrashun and they will miss your post !

Thank you and God bless !





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Post  Guest on Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:19 pm

Sorry Mack.

Although it's healthier to stay off topic hehe. I remember on ER your posts used to make me indignant. And I made you know about it.

But no problem. I'll be on topic next time... and you'll have to deal with my ultraliberalism affraid
(I don't think I am an ultraliberal anyway)

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Post  Old Mack on Sat Oct 29, 2011 6:48 am

asdf wrote:I remember on ER your posts used to make me indignant. And I made you know about it.
Sorry...I don't recall our paths crossing @ another website !
asdf wrote:(I don't think I am an ultraliberal anyway)
Here's a few indicators to gage whether your a ultraliberal:
Old Mack wrote:But basically a ultaliberal is a liberal that's acts like he / she is drunk...when it comes to disagreeing with them on anything. They think that when it comes to opinions theirs is the only one that matters, they're always right and that anyone that doesn't think just like them is a stupid fool.

Ultraliberals think about Jane Fonda when their masturbating.

Ultraliberals pray that people they don't agree with politically will die or even better be murdered.

Ultraliberals think they're smarter than President Bush even tho he has a degree from Yale and Havard.

Ultraliberals think it's OK to say vile things about someones loves, if they don't like that person.

Ultraliberals really think Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are real Reverends that speak for all Afro-Americans.

Ultraliberals believe that all Conservative Afro-Americans are sell outs !!!

Ultraliberals make hateful, slanderous personal attacks on message boards against people they disagree with.

When acting as moderators at message boards ultraliberals become cyber bullies and censor anything they don't agree with.

Ultraliberals think the death penalty is cruel even if the condemned raped and killed all their children and than set fire to their home in a attempt to cover up the crime. Even if the condemned than killed firefighters and police officers sent to the scene, ultraliberals think they can be rehabilitated with the right programs. And even tho their appalled by the death penalty they think there should be no restrictions what so ever on killing unborn babies.

Ultraliberals long for the destruction of Israel and think that Palestinian terrorist who attack civilians are freedom figthers.

Ultraliberals think it was OK for President Clinton to lie to Congress while under oath.

Ultraliberals are upset that EURO's were better fighters than American Indians.

Utraliberals think Ann Coulter doesn't have the right to speak on a college campus and stopping her from expressing her opinion by causing disturbances is acceptable behavior.

Ultraliberals really believe that the disportionate number of black males in American prisons is because of racism and racism alone.

Ultraliberals say that the rich don't pay taxes but cannot elaborate with specifics if questioned.

Ultraliberals would rather have Willie Horton babysit their kids than George H.W. Bush.

Ultraliberals think Fox News puts out all lies while MSNBC pervades nothing but the whole truth.

Ultraliberals think everyone should drive VW Beetles.

Ultraliberals think Rupert Murdock is lucifer and George Sorrs is Gabriel.

Ultraliberals think people should do thier own thing except when they are Chistians.

Ultraliberals like to say that Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni was a homosexual.

Ultraliberals ignore something that is the truth if they disagree with it and it goes against their agenda.

Ultraliberals believe the worse thing that people living in the ghetto have to worry about is harrasment by the cops.

Ultraliberals think National Pubic Radio has a RIGHT to Goverment funding even tho it is a privately controled media organization...that puts a leftist spin on everything !
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Post  Guest on Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:18 am

Old Mack wrote:Sorry...I don't recall our paths crossing @ another website !
Sorry, I should have told you my name @ another site. I was Whoo ee! when we talked. I don't know if you remember me but anyway now I'm more relaxed when reading your posts.

I think there's someone called asdf or something similar there... that must be confusing. In fact I'm changing my name.

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Post  Old Mack on Sat Oct 29, 2011 9:18 am

I recall the name Whoo ee BUT can not remember ever crossing cyber swords with you @ another website !

I tend to remember the wackos who call Lab Rat (my squeez) a crackwhore and who made other such off the cyber hook personal attacks.
A ULTRALIBERAL FROM ANOTHER WEBSITE WHO LITERLY HATED OLD MACK SO MUCH HE WISHED HARM ON OLD MACK BECAUSE OLD MACKS OPINIONS WERE DIFFERANT THAN SAID ULTRALIBERAL wrote:
Mack, you apparently have no idea how stupid you truly are, but you achieve new lows in stupidity and dishonesty with such frequency that I'd guess the gutter you inhabit has no bottom. . I never could settle for the sort of mediocrity that has been your existence. ...I see no reason to let your stupidity go unchallenged any more than I would simply ignore someone else's garbage thrown on my front step. You are the base of the American Fascist movement, a hypocritical single-issue extremist who doesn't understand the complexities of our country and world and doesn't want to because you are a narcissist who is satisfied with his own prejudices and impulses and only seeks to reinforce them. You'd make a great concentration camp guard, if you could stay on your meds.
Now that is one MOFO with to much time on his hands !

Edited to add: I do recall one exchange with you where I thought you were double ee from yet another Dylan website !

BTW: this is why I loathe ultraliberal commies, check out my thread from yet even yet another other website:
http://www.theneverendingpool.com/component/option,com_fireboard/Itemid,22/func,view/id,85938/catid,8/

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Post  Old Mack on Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:01 pm

This really pisses me off and I'll bet a bunch of ultraliberals are behind it all. Yeah I agree with you that giving your kid such a name is fucked up and isn't right BUT the goverment has no right to do this to these kids; which all started with a 'anonymous tip.' I would bet my bottom dollar this case was treated differanly than a whole lot of other ones in the Garden State.

It's a ultraliberal conspiracy I tell ya !

Hitler's Parents Claim Judge Found No Abuse of Little Adolf, Aryan Nation

Heath and Deborah Campbell, who named two of their children Adolf Hitler and JoyceLynn Aryan Nation, are claiming that a court vindicated them of all abuse allegations last month. But after 33 months in foster care, the children are still not home. New Jersey Family Court officials had no comment Tuesday.

“Actually, the judge and DYFS told us that there was no evidence of abuse and that it was the names! They were taken over the children's names,” Heath Campbell told NBC 10 Tuesday. Court records last year stated that the children were not removed from the home because of their names, but because of tangible evidence of abuse or neglect.

...The couple spoke exclusively to NBC 10, saying that the state has no right to keep their children away from them now that the court allegedly ruled that the kids were taken away without cause. “I don’t sleep, I don’t eat much. I miss my kids. Miss their pitter patters on the floor,” Heath Campbell told NBC 10’s Doug Shimell. “It’s hard. I fall asleep with their pictures.”

The Campbell’s three small children were removed from their Holland Township home by the state in January 2009 after they asked a grocery store in Greenwich, N.J., to write “Adolf Hitler” on their son’s birthday cake. Though a local Wal-Mart honored the birthday cake request, Adolf Hitler Campbell and siblings JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell were put into foster care. “They beg to come home all of the time,” Deborah told NBC 10 Tuesday. “They beg to see their dad, they want to see their dad all the time.”

While the Campbells maintained from the beginning that the only reason their children were taken away is because of their given names, New Jersey court documents stated last year that there was alleged abuse and parental incompetence. A New Jersey appeals court ruled in August 2010 that there was sufficient evidence of abuse or neglect because of domestic violence in the home, and though there was a gag order for both parties in the case (which the Campbells have broken multiple times to deny the allegations), authorities have stated in the past that putting the children into the foster system had nothing to do with their names.

...The Campbells say that a judge will decide by early December if the kids will come home.

"Can't wait for the decision," Heath Campbell said Tuesday. "Can't wait for them to come home."


What really gets me is, I'll bet the people who have the kids in foster care are not calling the them by their giving name.




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Post  Old Mack on Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:50 pm

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERANT !

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