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Post  Guest on Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:54 pm

...I'll give the job my best shot. It's only till christmas.

...it's nearly midnight here. I had dinner hours ago. I'm going to cook some sausages. i'm not hungry. It's the non-smoking. My compulsions are all over the place.


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Post  Guest on Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:59 pm

Oh but don't forget to eat the three bananas.
You're going to be an ex-smoker, a fat one, but ex-smoker

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Post  Guest on Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:15 am

...you will be surprised that I have about 90 bananas in a big bunch hanging from a rafter in my shed and all going ripe at the same time. I have banana trees out the back. I've given half the bunch away, and on my bunch...still 90 remain.
Beside the bunch of bananas hang a bunch of 12 balloons my nephews put there on ,my recent birthday. Above them hangs a glass fishing float wrapped in rope that washed up on the coast 30 years ago.

...I'm eating lots of bananas...you should see the mango tree. I looove mangoes and these are Bowens, the best in the country. The tree is loaded. Each year we have strong south-east winds for weeks and they usually blow most of the mangoes off the limbs before they grow more than an inch. A lot have blown away...but the tree's still loaded and the fruit are about 4 inches big now...

...I am going to be an ex-smoker, a very very very fat one, but an ex-smoker

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Post  Guest on Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:41 am

I already picture you among your fruit trees, climbing them up desperately to get some food.

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Post  Guest on Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:58 am

...'fraid my climbing days are over


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Post  Guest on Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:02 am

but you can always use your tail to pick up some bananas or mangoes

Leave this pic, it really flatters you

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Post  Guest on Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:22 am

...I'm a bit worried about the intentions of the monkey at my back...he's looking at my neck and holding a piece of glass...I'll have to give up the bananas...one can never afford to lose the ability to run for one's life.

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Post  Guest on Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:24 am

lol!

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Post  Guest on Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:55 pm


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Post  Guest on Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:52 pm

And I trembling what to say say Pie Glue!
yelling Radio belly! Cat shovel!

saying Christmas teeth! Radiant brains! Apple deaf!

And when the milkman comes leave him a note in the bottle
Penguin dust, bring me penguin dust, I want penguin dust-

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Post  eddie on Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:54 pm

blue moon wrote:And I trembling what to say say Pie Glue!
yelling Radio belly! Cat shovel!

saying Christmas teeth! Radiant brains! Apple deaf!

And when the milkman comes leave him a note in the bottle
Penguin dust, bring me penguin dust, I want penguin dust-

Hmm. It's a full Moon tomorrow night.

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Post  Guest on Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:56 pm

...it's from my first post in the poetry thread...Gregory Corso's 'Marriage'. Cool

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Post  eddie on Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:00 pm

OK. You're not a werewolf, then. That's a relief. I must have encountered at least haf a dozen borderline lycanthropes at work today.

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Post  Guest on Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:03 pm

...oh i can top that...i was in a room -full of rampaging 9-year-olds, and it's 40 degrees, and there's no air-conditioner...

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Post  Guest on Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:04 pm

blue moon wrote:And I trembling what to say say Pie Glue!
yelling Radio belly! Cat shovel!

saying Christmas teeth! Radiant brains! Apple deaf!

And when the milkman comes leave him a note in the bottle
Penguin dust, bring me penguin dust, I want penguin dust-
Suspect scratch

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Post  Guest on Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:06 pm

asdf wrote:
blue moon wrote:And I trembling what to say say Pie Glue!
yelling Radio belly! Cat shovel!

saying Christmas teeth! Radiant brains! Apple deaf!

And when the milkman comes leave him a note in the bottle
Penguin dust, bring me penguin dust, I want penguin dust-
Suspect scratch

...hey asdf...you'll be needing google translate, girl.

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Post  Guest on Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:09 pm

you're vindictive...

Y yo temblando lo que quiere decir decir Pegamento Pie!
gritando vientre Radio! Gato pala!

diciendo que los dientes de Navidad! Cerebros radiante! Manzana sordo!

Y cuando el lechero se le deje una nota en la botella
Polvo de pingüino, tráigame polvo de pingüino, pingüino quiero polvo


Suspect scratch

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Post  Guest on Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:10 pm

...lycanthrope

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Post  Guest on Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:18 pm

¿por qué la luna azul
y ella respondió que sabe las cosas
que ocurrirá entonces
son poco frecuentes. Quitará el aliento

oh yo estaba allí
Yo estaba allí en ese
luna azul que le dio el nombre de Like a Star @ heaven

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Post  eddie on Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:18 pm

blue moon wrote:...oh i can top that...i was in a room -full of rampaging 9-year-olds, and it's 40 degrees, and there's no air-conditioner...

OK, you win.

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Post  Guest on Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:20 pm

eddie wrote:
blue moon wrote:...oh i can top that...i was in a room -full of rampaging 9-year-olds, and it's 40 degrees, and there's no air-conditioner...

OK, you win.

...and it's 10.30pm and still hot.....oh roll on Wet season!

edit: plus I inherited the year 5, 6, & 7 kids too naughty to go on the leadership camp excursion...eeerrrrrrggghhhhhh

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Post  eddie on Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:24 pm

blue moon wrote:I inherited the year 5, 6, & 7 kids too naughty to go on the leadership camp excursion...eeerrrrrrggghhhhhh

Pah! Sounds just like 75% of my customers.

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Post  Guest on Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:26 pm

lol!

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Post  Guest on Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:29 pm

estáis de la puta olla...

me voy a comer

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Post  eddie on Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:31 pm

...and I bet your Headmaster/mistress isn't a complete lackwit, like my Managing Director. Insane policies, impossible to implement. Total imbecile on a massive salary.

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