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Post  Guest on Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:24 am


alas

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Post  Guest on Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:27 am

scratch

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Post  Guest on Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:47 am

...alas it's not possibe. There'll be no little jade-moons or spinetta-blues swirling the planet any time soon.

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Post  Guest on Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:44 am

oh I was thinking of the word alas as if it was alias...

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Post  Guest on Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:02 pm

Madam, would you sleep with me for ten million australian dollars?

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Post  eddie on Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:04 pm

jade spinetta wrote:Madam, would you sleep with me for ten million australian dollars?

Too late. Moony has a previous appointment with me for ten shillings and sixpence.
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Post  Guest on Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:15 pm

ten shillings and sixpence... even I can afford that...

which ruins the joke

Me: Madam, would you sleep with me for ten million australian dollars?
Moony: Of course
Me: and for ten shillings and sixpence?
Moony: what kind of woman do you think I am? Evil or Very Mad
Me: Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.

(is it known this joke?)


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Post  eddie on Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:17 pm

jade spinetta wrote:(is it known this joke?)

It is now. Wink
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Post  Guest on Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:47 am

eddie wrote:
jade spinetta wrote:Madam, would you sleep with me for ten million australian dollars?

Too late. Moony has a previous appointment with me for ten shillings and sixpence.

...hmmm...I see the need to embark on a training program.

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Post  Doc Watson on Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:57 am

jade spinetta wrote:Madam, would you sleep with me for ten million australian dollars?
you know our currency is worthless!
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Post  Guest on Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:02 pm

no, I don't

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Post  Doc Watson on Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:46 am

jade spinetta wrote:no, I don't
Well now you do.
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Post  Guest on Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:17 pm

no, I don't... I don't know what the sentence means

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Post  Guest on Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:32 pm

...I thought there was a bidding war going on there for a moment pirat

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Post  Guest on Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:42 pm

to acquire Moony for ten shillings and sixpence? alien

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Post  Guest on Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:54 pm

...yes...I also thought there was an offer of ten million australian dollars.

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Post  Guest on Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:55 pm

yes there is... I have to pay eddie?

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Post  Guest on Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:06 pm

...I think the protocol is that you pay me. Very Happy
...if I agree, of course.

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Post  Guest on Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:11 pm

...but I'm going to prepare...just in case


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Post  Guest on Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:25 pm

well... I'll think about it...


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Post  Guest on Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:27 pm


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Post  felix on Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:45 am

I really liked the old ten shilling note, in all its brown glory. And the tanner piece was a wonder - and most useful: remember the old milk machines - a cold carton of milk for 6d? Just musing in my dotage ... clown
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Post  eddie on Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:45 pm

^

Ah! The threepeny bit! It had a pretty flower design. Thrift, I think.

And the farthing had a wren.
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Post  Guest on Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:19 pm

...we changed to decimal currency on the 14th of February 1966...can't buy anything for tuppence ha'penny any more.

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Post  felix on Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:41 am

eddie wrote:^

Ah! The threepeny bit! It had a pretty flower design. Thrift, I think.

And the farthing had a wren.


I'd forgotten that design, Eddie - later ones of course had a portcullis (and earlier ones were silver, and round Shocked )

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