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precinct14 wrote:Get educated, Captain Hi-Chair. Go lucubrate, petit tresor.Then piss in the general direction of off and do whatever it is you say you're going to do with your life, you snot-faced little creep. Have a nice day.
yea u mad
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contrary to popular belief, men (or women) who can string a few coherent, cogent and articulate sentences together are not generally considered to be much of an anomaly (in polite society.....hehehehehe)....although they are kind of rare and should be celebrated
people who have shit for brains are much more common......yes.....generally, dumb fuks are a dime a dozen.....
so basically you're displaying all the signs of being a complete losar....hehehe
I'm sure you'll prove me wrong in good time......
people who have shit for brains are much more common......yes.....generally, dumb fuks are a dime a dozen.....
so basically you're displaying all the signs of being a complete losar....hehehe
I'm sure you'll prove me wrong in good time......
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felix wrote:pinhedz wrote:Felix is accused of trying to be clever. Is that a high crime, or a misdemeanor?Lane Coutell wrote:Ouch, even Felix is on the twat list. Is it even possible to have a more pleasant poster?!
What would the Earl of Upminster thinK?
Noel Coward was a charmer.
As a writer he was brahma.
Velvet jackets and pyjamas,
"the gay divorce" and other dramas.
There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards.
Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers.
He must have been a pencil squeezer.
He didn't do the Mona Lisa,
That was an Italian geezer.
There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards.
Einstein can't be classed as witless.
He claimed atoms were the littlest.
When you did a bit of splitting-em-ness
Frighten everybody shitless
There ain't half been some clever bastards.
Probably got help from their mum
(who had help from her mum).
There ain't half been some clever bastards.
Now that we've had some,
let's hope that there's lots more to come.
There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards.
Okey-dokey!
Oh!
Segovia.
Da-laa la-laa da-daa da-lee
De dump di dump de dump-dump-diddle li-lee.
There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever........
..................................bastards.
Twat list? Tossers.
those lyrics are divine......ta so much Felix old chum......
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Lord Peter Wimsey wrote:contrary to popular belief, men (or women) who can string a few coherent, cogent and articulate sentences together are not generally considered to be much of an anomaly (in polite society.....hehehehehe)....although they are kind of rare and should be celebrated
people who have shit for brains are much more common......yes.....generally, dumb fuks are a dime a dozen.....
so basically you're displaying all the signs of being a complete losar....hehehe
I'm sure you'll prove me wrong in good time......
losar
losar
losar
losar
Contrary to popular belief, using obscure, douchey words does not make you intelligent nor does it make you LOOK intelligent. It just makes you a twat. There are some words that only a twat would use. Precinct seems to use all of them.
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we shall see.....hehehe
oh, I just noticed you got a new sig - can't wait to read it......heheheheh.....so it ain't a sig.....that's kind of a pity
contrary to pupular abatement using stupid crap fukked up dumb shit for brains words every single post - means that you're a complete idiot.....with no grasp of fukkin nothin ya moron.......if it weren't the case, if it were otherwise, if it perhaps wuz wrong.......I'd still be right, gettit......?
see? we sepak the same language.......
oh, I just noticed you got a new sig - can't wait to read it......heheheheh.....so it ain't a sig.....that's kind of a pity
contrary to pupular abatement using stupid crap fukked up dumb shit for brains words every single post - means that you're a complete idiot.....with no grasp of fukkin nothin ya moron.......if it weren't the case, if it were otherwise, if it perhaps wuz wrong.......I'd still be right, gettit......?
see? we sepak the same language.......
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you shouldn't even need words to communicate, let alone words like "simulacrum"
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wow - the internet is such a wonderful corn....corn.....corn.....cornucopia of delight........
lovin' ya.......
lovin' ya.......
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David Bowie's a twat. Is that even in question?
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there's absolutely nothing wrong with teh Felix.......
there's probably not much wrong with SJ that a good fuk couldn't fix (probably wishful thinking on my part....heheheh)
not much wrong with P14.......he's a great guy......killer SOH and dashing wit
not much wrong with Andy apart from the tendency to get a bit confused with his logic and write quite a bit of crap when a few words would suffice - he's a really nice guy (who we have to remember is a bit young and hence he might get over the tendency to be a bit flowery when he's older and wiser)
there's a lot wrong with me - you got that right
there's probably not much wrong with SJ that a good fuk couldn't fix (probably wishful thinking on my part....heheheh)
not much wrong with P14.......he's a great guy......killer SOH and dashing wit
not much wrong with Andy apart from the tendency to get a bit confused with his logic and write quite a bit of crap when a few words would suffice - he's a really nice guy (who we have to remember is a bit young and hence he might get over the tendency to be a bit flowery when he's older and wiser)
there's a lot wrong with me - you got that right
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pinhedz wrote:What's wrong with simulacrum? If you're talking about a simulacrum, what would you call it if not a simulacrum?
David Bowie said he likes to copy LP cover art to make simulacra of the LP jackets when he digitizes his out-of-print LPs.
simulacrum - Oh, my fukking Jesus, P14
how dare you use a word that 97% of Americans can't understand......
(Nashie, please ban P14 - he's much too intelli-gent.....I demand it right now!!!!)
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pinhedz wrote:What's wrong with simulacrum? If you're talking about a simulacrum, what would you call it if not a simulacrum?
David Bowie said he likes to copy LP cover art to make simulacra of the LP jackets when he digitizes his out-of-print LPs.
Well obviously, if you don't want to use a twat word like simulacrum, you'd use a non-twat phrase like insubstantial, superficial, or vague likeness or semblance.. Simples. Problem on twitter, maybe, but hey.
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it took me a long bloody time to find the shit on Chum - so I would appreciate it if you didn't ignore me, Felix, you twat........
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oh, you are such a bloody breath of fresh air, girl.....
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Lord Peter Wimsey wrote:it took me a long bloody time to find the shit on Chum - so I would appreciate it if you didn't ignore me, Felix, you twat........
Nah, ta Catherine.
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Contrary to popular belief, using obscure, douchey words does not make you intelligent nor does it make you LOOK intelligent. It just makes you a twat. There are some words that only a twat would use. Precinct seems to use all of them.
well, using obscure, douchey words is obviously not going to MAKE you intelligent......
douche - is that kind of some cool, internet slang.....heheheh?
douche bag......some kind of sexist reference to women's naughty parts?
I think what we have encountered in Hi-Mop is a supremely kind of you know cool guy/dude who understands teh internet etiquette.....hhehehe
he's quite confident of his (CLEARS THROAT)....hheehhe....superiority....hehehe
so he's trying to undermine P14 - becoz as we all teh know - only dumbfuks use big words......
anyway......that's so - yawn......
wake me up when the fun starts.......
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pinhedz wrote:What's wrong with simulacrum? If you're talking about a simulacrum, what would you call it if not a simulacrum?
You're not talking about a simulacrum, that's the thing. If you're talking about a simulacrum, you're a twat.
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I forgot what I was gonna say......heheheheeh
drunk again.....
wow, this whole......jesus fukkin h.....we're really getting to the root (no pun intended) of why using the worf simulacrum is not cool.......
cos basically if you use words that aren't in the common vernacular of stupid Americans......
well, hey, you're a fukwit........ah, the irony
it's so fukkin stoopid to use big words.......
you - me - fight - OK?
me big fat woman drink muchy muchy
you stupid American.....say fuk fuk fuk....
me - no like
you - bye bye
so I'm glad we got that sorted out - phew......
drunk again.....
wow, this whole......jesus fukkin h.....we're really getting to the root (no pun intended) of why using the worf simulacrum is not cool.......
cos basically if you use words that aren't in the common vernacular of stupid Americans......
well, hey, you're a fukwit........ah, the irony
it's so fukkin stoopid to use big words.......
you - me - fight - OK?
me big fat woman drink muchy muchy
you stupid American.....say fuk fuk fuk....
me - no like
you - bye bye
so I'm glad we got that sorted out - phew......
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lost for words......
I'm so dumb you're dumbstruck.....hehehehe
oh, just bring it on.......you fukwit
I'm so dumb you're dumbstruck.....hehehehe
oh, just bring it on.......you fukwit
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I used 'simulacrum' without even thinking twice. Lovely word. If Lil' Bubster Cot doesn't like it, so much the better. Mad, Lil' Blubster Plop? You should see the big, broad grin on my face. 'Snot-faced'. Like that one, too. Surprised no-one picked up on 'lucubrate'. Now that is a tad de trop, Lil' Lobster Pot. In my defence, it's a word I stumbled on accidentally, many years ago, but of occasion, like to use. 'To study by lamplight, late into the night'- not bad, to have one word that covers that. What do you say, Lil' Tubster Blotch?
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Surprised no-one picked up on 'lucubrate'
I did, but I read it as lubricate
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Nah Ville Sky Chick wrote:Surprised no-one picked up on 'lucubrate'
I did, but I read it as lubricate
Well, good for you, Nasher.
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Somes times the KISS aproach is bestpinhedz wrote:Sometimes I use high-falutin' words like "edify" and "purport." I've even used "albeit," twice. This is a good way to impress girls (at least some of them).
Garrison Keillor says that English majors get more girls. I'm not an English major, but I think I could play one on TV.
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