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Post  Dick Fitzwell on Wed May 25, 2011 9:15 am


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Post  Doc Watson on Wed May 25, 2011 9:50 am

Stop it or you will go blind !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post  Nah Ville Sky Chick on Wed May 25, 2011 8:01 pm

"Spank the salami", ha ha, never heard that expression before

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Post  precinct14 on Wed May 25, 2011 8:28 pm

Nah Ville Sky Chick wrote:"Spank the salami", ha ha, never heard that expression before

Spank the monkey
Bash the bishop
Shake hands with the unemployed
Meet up with Widow Palm and her five handmaidens of the night
J Arthur Rank
Jodrell Bank
Round up the tadpoles
Hand to gland combat
Choking Kojak

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Post  tatiana on Wed May 25, 2011 8:33 pm

I always thought that 'shake hands with the unemployed' meant that the man was going to do a pee. Embarassed

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Post  precinct14 on Wed May 25, 2011 8:36 pm

tatiana wrote:I always thought that 'shake hands with the unemployed' meant that the man was going to do a pee. Embarassed

It does. But there are handshakes, and handhakes. Cool

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Post  tatiana on Wed May 25, 2011 8:42 pm

^^^^
fair enough.


my dad used to say it all of the time. scratch affraid

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Post  Doc Watson on Thu May 26, 2011 12:18 am

Nah Ville Sky Chick wrote:"Spank the salami", ha ha, never heard that expression before
same as beat your meat!

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Post  eddie on Thu May 26, 2011 12:29 am

Barclays.

(der. rhyming slang)

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Post  Nah Ville Sky Chick on Thu May 26, 2011 1:05 am

eddie wrote:Barclays.

(der. rhyming slang)

Yes, didn't Kenneth Williams use that word for it in his diaries?

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Post  Lee Van Queef on Thu May 26, 2011 5:01 am

Off for a Hilary....



Or off to have a Jimmy Floyd...


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Post  precinct14 on Thu May 26, 2011 5:15 am

What's the difference between an egg and a good wank? (tough one, this)

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Post  Doc Watson on Thu May 26, 2011 1:10 pm

Billy's father caught Billy having a quiet wank.
He was uspet and told Billy it would send him blind and that if he stopped he would buy him a dog.
All went well for a couple of days then Billy came up to his father and said
" Dad, how about you just get me a gude dog ?"

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Post  eddie on Thu May 26, 2011 11:31 pm

Nah Ville Sky Chick wrote:
eddie wrote:Barclays.

(der. rhyming slang)

Yes, didn't Kenneth Williams use that word for it in his diaries?

Yes he did, along with other coded terms I take to be references to his bowel movements.

Ultimately, a very depressing read.

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Post  eddie on Thu May 26, 2011 11:36 pm

precinct14 wrote: What's the difference between an egg and a good wank? (tough one, this)

Dimly...at the very back of my my mind...I seem to sense an opaque formula relating to duration and hardness...but...no...it's not coming.

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