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Post  Old Mack on Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:22 pm

pinhedz wrote:Can anyone think of anything pinheded to say? My mind's a blank at the moment.
I'm really happy we will have 4 more years of Obama and his policies !


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Re: Say something pinheded

Post  pinhedz on Sat Nov 17, 2012 3:07 pm

"But the machine swallowed the money and wouldn’t give me any back so I stopped!"

-- Subo (on why she stopped gambling in Vegas)

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Post  pinhedz on Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:14 pm

I don't one should try to eat a pomegranate at a polite party.

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Post  pinhedz on Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:41 am

Sometimes it's fun to go to a restaurant where the waitress calls you "hon," as in:

-- "Would you like another glass of wine, Hon?" I love you

-- "Why, yes, Sugar Pie, I believe I will have another." I love you

I always overtip at Famous Daves. Laughing


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Post  senorita on Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:43 am

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Post  pinhedz on Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:09 am

senorita panties wrote:They are doing nothing more than manipulating your feelings to get you to give them a big tip.
I reckon you've been going to the places where they got pretty young waitresses that smile and bat their eyelashes. At Dave's they ain't like that; they just never call anybody anything other than "Hon" (except when they call somebody a dirty SOB Razz ).

And as for the tips--these joints are so cheap, a 20% tip is still chump change. Very Happy

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Post  senorita on Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:43 am

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Post  pinhedz on Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:59 am

senorita panties wrote:I wonder if they serve food on platters at this so called famous (I've never heard of it!) eatery?
Never heard of it? Shocked

The waitpersons wear t-shirts that say "Yes, there is a Dave and he is famous."

He's famous--that is--in Minnesota.

Dave Anderson himself, back in the kitchen:


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Post  pinhedz on Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:07 am

What I like most about Dave's is that instead of muzak they play Chicago blues (unless Willie is playing).

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Post  pinhedz on Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:25 am

Dave cares about interior decor:



Especially Christmas decor:


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Post  pinhedz on Tue Dec 25, 2012 2:03 am

Helen let me use her northwoods computer, but it's really slow. Mad

Not only that, my windshield got snow all over it, which makes it hard to drive (too much guesswork).

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Post  pinhedz on Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:40 am

Fiscal cliff? What fiscal cliff? geek

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Post  this and that on Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:41 am

is that your about-to-burst bubble?

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Post  pinhedz on Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:40 am

o'fanak xeros wrote:is that your about-to-burst bubble?
No--our bubble burst was in 2007.

The fiscal cliff is a crazy plan to pay for things by raising taxes instead of just spending imaginary money. geek

According to the morning papers, Obama avoided the fiscal cliff by staying up all night last night.

So, the decision is to keep spending imaginary money. Razz

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Post  pinhedz on Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:48 am

ATU members cannot be identified by their names--they can only be identified by their post counts.

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Post  blue moon on Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:19 pm

pinhedz wrote:ATU members cannot be identified by their names--they can only be identified by their post counts.
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Re: Say something pinheded

Post  Old Mack on Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:32 am

As the last thing you ever did...could you have sex if you were on the Titanic ?

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Post  pinhedz on Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:51 am

Old Mack wrote:As the last thing you ever did...could you have sex if you were on the Titanic ?
Could be a problem is it's really cold.


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Post  Old Mack on Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:14 pm

Your working in the boiler room !

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Post  pinhedz on Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:37 pm

Old Mack wrote:Your working in the boiler room !
I saw those guys in the boiler room, and my answer is no thanks.

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Post  Old Mack on Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:49 pm

You snuck your lover aboad and your the only one still working and she is helping you.

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Post  pinhedz on Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:07 pm

Old Mack wrote:You snuck your lover aboad and your the only one still working and she is helping you.
OK--you talked me into it.

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Post  Old Mack on Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:16 pm

Ya said...Say something pinheded didn't ya !

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Post  pinhedz on Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:28 pm

Can a dude become cool by getting cool stuff?

Or does it take a cool dude to make stuff cool?

[rhetorical question geek ]


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Post  Old Mack on Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:18 pm

pinhedz wrote:Can a dude become cool by getting cool stuff?

From the Old Mack war stories file.

I was pulling into my local Post Office when I saw a real nice truck and made note it had a Harley-Davidson license plate on the front of it. When I pulled around behind it, I saw it had a Harley-Davidson licenses plate holder around the tags, along with a giant Harley-Davidson sticker in the back window. I get inside and see the guy who is obviously the owner...since he's wearing a Harley-Davidson shirt, buckle, hat w/ Harley pins, watch, knife holder and to top it off...official Harley boots. The guy made his purchase and kind of steeped back just a little. I got up to the counter and politely said...excuse me because he was crowding me. The guy just stood there...so hoping to avoid trouble I just ignored the guy ignoring me.

When I got out side the guy who was about my size maybe a few years younger me, was standing there and dam if he give me a dirty tough guy look; apparently pegging me as some kind of punk because of of our interaction inside.

I got all serious, looked him strait in the eye and said...What is it Halloween or something ?

The guy was doubt founded !

I smiled at him, didn't say another word...just walked over, got in my pickup truck and rode off.

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