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The science of female super powers

Post  pinhedz on Sun Jan 01, 2017 10:39 am

As a youngster, the pinhed wondered about the female super heroes and about whether they were just like the male super heroes with less muscles, or if--having less muscle--maybe they had something that the guys could not have, because only girls have it.

It's a puzzler.

I did not overlook the fact that Tony Stark could only subdue the hulk by building the 18-foot hulk-buster (which destroyed several city blocks), while Natasha subdued the hulk with sweet-talk.

Also, nobody can kill Natasha because first they have to impress her--they can't help it, its a guy thing.

I haven't figured out what this superpower is, but only girls have it:

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Tue Jan 03, 2017 7:06 am



i recall hearing Whedon or Feige or someone explaining that SCARLET WITCH was prehaps the most powerful champeen so far revealed in the MCU




and over @ 20th Century Fox you have your



and Jean Grey of course, she could destroy the fabric of space-time with her mind back when she was Famke Janssens and also now as the ginger girl from Game of Thrones



there is Mystique the Blue Sexy, but she is only a shape-shifter which isn't that powerful really



o wait she also has agility and healing powers
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Post  Yakima Canutt on Tue Jan 03, 2017 11:22 am


Wonder Woman, if you don't know, is a demi-goddess: she is not immortal but is very long-lived

Cat Woman doesn't really have any special powers other than Sexy Cat Burglarette, tho in the Tim Burton film she was resurrected by a bunch of cats licking her, and then she said she had nine lives



Poison Ivy is an eco-terrorist who uses plant extracts for mind-control and crim

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Fri Jan 06, 2017 12:10 pm


i don't hate her and her grating Theater Camp demeanor, but the fact that Christopher Nolan thought it was appropriate to cast her as Cat Woman shows that The Nolan Bros. will always be at least 36% dingus.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/07/fashion/what-is-anne-hathaway-doing-wrong.html

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Post  pinhedz on Fri Jan 06, 2017 12:49 pm

Someone once said that to not need brute force is a superpower. bounce  

[I think somebody said that. Didn't somebody say that?  ]
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Post  Yakima Canutt on Fri Jan 06, 2017 1:31 pm


yep, as was established in previous comments. but you need some kind of force, mind-force or sexy-force i.e.

Anne Hathaway just has Dork Force from the Planet of Notsexy

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