Post a picture of yourself

pinhedz wrote:I'd suggest zoom out a bit and center it better.  

Very true (my nose isn't really that huge), but it's not easy snapping yourself with a mobile phone.

user wrote:

That is how I had imagined you look!

 

user wrote:
 

no not you

user wrote:

We want to see the real you.

The cracks between the paving stones look like rivers of flowing veins.

this chap models himself on our very own uzi user hound innit.

          

I prefer the LAO:SVU meself

user wrote:I prefer the LAO:SVU meself

I don't

Well, I mean before Meloni left and was replaced by a Latin

it has had no impact on me.

well doih everyone knows Network TV is old hat dullsville and only for senior citizens.  Les Moonves is now complaining and saying the only way the networks can stay relevant is if they can say at the very lest "tit and shit" like Basic Cable.  I watch Premium Television or StreemVision with the edgy nowtro progs such as Cough-syrup Addicted Clown Assassin Sqaud (CACAS)

user wrote:well doih everyone knows Network TV is old hat dullsville and only for senior citizens.  Les Moonves is now complaining and saying the only way the networks can stay relevant is if they can say at the very lest "tit and shit" like Basic Cable.  I watch Premium Television or StreemVision with the edgy nowtro progs such as Cough-syrup Addicted Clown Assassin Sqaud (CACAS)

Has it improved you hither til now thrill packed life.

2 late, I already upgraded to the BeamBox:Meta platform, good luck on A1A Beachfront Ave.

does anyone apart from you really care?

dunno, you'd have to ask around



bhut ROFLOLROF, that device I mentioned is imaginary!1! so once more ol Doc gets played like the textbook wax tadpole  (nuthin bhut net, ka-swish)

user wrote:dunno, you'd have to ask around



bhut ROFLOLROF, that device I mentioned is imaginary!1! so once more ol Doc gets played like the textbook wax tadpole  (nuthin bhut net, ka-swish)

Whatever you say. I ride with the punches.

so ... lemme get this strate ... are you saying that crikey wants a dingo regardless of Bluey's gum tree barracking? talk about yer "duchess & the proverbial mindspread"

user wrote:so ... lemme get this strate ... are you saying that crikey wants a dingo regardless of Bluey's gum tree barracking? talk about yer "duchess & the proverbial mindspread"

\yeah , why not ?

I'll tell you why not - creampuffs and bourbon and the music was louder while my wife was competing in a game of chance, that's why not.

user wrote:I'll tell you why not - creampuffs and bourbon and the music was louder while my wife was competing in a game of chance, that's why not.

not a compelling reason.

Former segments of The Footy Show

* Fyfe's Footy Flicks (by cartoonist Andrew Fyfe)—A satirical animation sending up the weekly events in football.
* Mastermind (by Eddie McGuire)—Each week McGuire would quiz someone.
* Hatchet Jobs—Featured during 2006 towards the end of the show. Footage from coach interviews is chopped up and edited resulting in facetious one-liners.
* House of Bulger—5-minute parody of daytime soap operas featuring Shane Crawford as Hank Bulger, and other presenters and AFL stars as recurring characters.
* Bulger, MD—The sequel to House of Bulger, ending with Hank being shot dead by Dr. Pink (Nathan Brown) on the Grand Final show.
* Shane's Mailbag (by Shane Crawford)—A simple mock of Sam's Mailbag that occurred occasionally in 2009. Shane placed a sign in front of himself with the segment's name, whilst wearing a wide-brimmed hat & blowing a whistle.
* Pillow Talk (by James Brayshaw/Garry Lyon)—Wives or girlfriends of AFL footballers are interviewed.
* Under The Pump—A member of the panel would be asked poignant questions by other panelists and presenters, with a bike pump lowered above them for comedic effect.
* That's What I'm Talkin' About (by Shane Crawford/Chris Sheedy)—Recurring segment in 2009. Shane Crawford attempted to beat various Guinness World Records. Records that have been broken include kissing 96 people in 60 seconds and having 153 spiders crawl on his body for 30 seconds.
* The Wheel (by Billy Brownless)—Billy went around to local footy clubs to have a competition where they won what would come up on the wheel.
* Pardon My Puzzle (by James Brayshaw/Garry Lyon)—Recurring segment in 2011. A sequence of images is displayed from which Sam and the panel must "piece together" the answer. Usually (but not always) they are the names of AFL players and coaches, and the images are deliberately amusing.

user wrote:Former segments of The Footy Show

   * Fyfe's Footy Flicks (by cartoonist Andrew Fyfe)—A satirical animation sending up the weekly events in football.
   * Mastermind (by Eddie McGuire)—Each week McGuire would quiz someone.
   * Hatchet Jobs—Featured during 2006 towards the end of the show. Footage from coach interviews is chopped up and edited resulting in facetious one-liners.
   * House of Bulger—5-minute parody of daytime soap operas featuring Shane Crawford as Hank Bulger, and other presenters and AFL stars as recurring characters.
   * Bulger, MD—The sequel to House of Bulger, ending with Hank being shot dead by Dr. Pink (Nathan Brown) on the Grand Final show.
   * Shane's Mailbag (by Shane Crawford)—A simple mock of Sam's Mailbag that occurred occasionally in 2009. Shane placed a sign in front of himself with the segment's name, whilst wearing a wide-brimmed hat & blowing a whistle.
   * Pillow Talk (by James Brayshaw/Garry Lyon)—Wives or girlfriends of AFL footballers are interviewed.
   * Under The Pump—A member of the panel would be asked poignant questions by other panelists and presenters, with a bike pump lowered above them for comedic effect.
   * That's What I'm Talkin' About (by Shane Crawford/Chris Sheedy)—Recurring segment in 2009. Shane Crawford attempted to beat various Guinness World Records. Records that have been broken include kissing 96 people in 60 seconds and having 153 spiders crawl on his body for 30 seconds.
   * The Wheel (by Billy Brownless)—Billy went around to local footy clubs to have a competition where they won what would come up on the wheel.
   * Pardon My Puzzle (by James Brayshaw/Garry Lyon)—Recurring segment in 2011. A sequence of images is displayed from which Sam and the panel must "piece together" the answer. Usually (but not always) they are the names of AFL players and coaches, and the images are deliberately amusing.

A show I am proud to say I no longer watch.
Mangarook is much better!