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Post  Yakima Canutt on Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:13 pm


You can’t lose as badly as the Arizona Football Cardinals did without having enough blame to go around. But given his stat line, the visibility of his position, and the questions throughout his career arc that this season was supposed to shake, this will be remembered as QB Carson Palmer’s personal meltdown.

The 49-15 blowout loss was a true team effort. But the questions for head coach Bruce Arians circled around Palmer, who tossed four interceptions and lost two fumbles in a truly Delhommean nightmare. Did the pressure get to him? Was he feeling the effects of a dislocated finger suffered last month? Arians didn’t mess around with his answer.

“Carson didn’t lose the damn game,” Arians said. “There’s nothing wrong with his damn finger. You can keep them questions. We just didn’t play well enough. Our best players, especially, didn’t play well enough.”

True enough. His offensive line didn’t do Palmer any favors. Nor did Larry Fitzgerald’s drops. The defense couldn’t make tackles, allowing Carolina a series of huge plays, and the secondary couldn’t stop Greg Olsen. And for all of Palmer’s turnovers, none may have been as back-breaking as Patrick Peterson’s second-quarter muffed punt, just when it looked like the Cardinals might be clawing back some momentum. To lose by 34 points, especially in a conference championship game, you usually have to get beaten on pretty much every unit.

But, Palmer. “This is as low as you can feel,” he said afterward. This was what he’d waited his whole career for, through tough times with the Bengals and the Raiders, two teams he functionally quit on when it was clear they were stuck in neutral. These Cardinals fielded the most talented roster Palmer’s ever played with, but this was all new to him: it was the first road playoff game of his career. And if he came out nervous and conservative against Green Bay last week, he was recklessly aggressive against a Panthers team primed to take advantage. “I kept digging us a hole we couldn’t get out of it,” Palmer said.

Palmer insisted his health was fine, but he hasn’t been the same passer since dislocating his right index finger in Week 15 against Philadelphia. Before the injury: 32 touchdowns and nine interceptions. After the injury (though against exclusively good defenses): seven TDs and nine INTs.

It was a very bad night against a very good team, and should not serve as an isolated referendum on Palmer’s curious career. But he is running out of time to make a better impression: he’s 36 years old, an age when it’s rare for a QB to have his career-best season, and even rarer to keep it up. The Cardinals are good enough to be back here next year, but even if this loss wasn’t Palmer’s fault, they’re not going to win without him ... ?




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Re: Certified Sporting Atrocities

Post  Yakima Canutt on Wed Feb 03, 2016 8:50 pm



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Re: Certified Sporting Atrocities

Post  Yakima Canutt on Mon Feb 08, 2016 8:39 am

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Re: Certified Sporting Atrocities

Post  Yakima Canutt on Tue Feb 09, 2016 8:09 am

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Yakima Canutt wrote:
Ditka wrote:

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Tue Feb 09, 2016 11:58 am

in defense of the greater Man ning

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Re: Certified Sporting Atrocities

Post  Yakima Canutt on Wed Feb 10, 2016 11:39 am


BROWNSBURG, Ind. — Five days before a documentary alleged that quarterback Peyton Manning and other star athletes had used performance-enhancing drugs, two men hired by Manning’s lawyers visited the parents of the documentary’s key witness. Both men wore black overcoats and jeans and, according to a 911 call from the house that evening, one initially said he was a law enforcement officer but didn’t have a badge.


https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/inside-peyton-mannings-secret-investigation-into-al-jazeera-documentary/2016/02/04/d0da2f04-cb05-11e5-a7b2-5a2f824b02c9_story.html

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kawasaki turnstile omegatron, Le Grand Trophée de Henri Delaunay is no longer up for the grabbings, and Le Championnat d'Europe de Footballs de UEFA 2016 was certainment one of the most melodramatic Championnats since the twilight of Max Schmeling's cousine de mutant.




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Post  Yakima Canutt on Fri Aug 19, 2016 8:54 am


o have you heard there is a weird scandal brewning in Rio called Swimmergate, Watergate, or Pissgate

it is about the other swimmer who isn't Felps

and i remember that Tina Fey tried to warn about this guy, Locktee, on her 30 Rock broadcast ... Tina Fey did a whole show about how this dude was a super idiot  - the guy Locktee played himself on the show and he would say "look at me, i am a dumb idiot"



he could be tarnishing the pot of golds of USA and Simone Biles got so mad she started to go crazy cray


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Re: Certified Sporting Atrocities

Post  Yakima Canutt on Fri Sep 16, 2016 10:25 am

o, so u beleev the Rio Police version of events? pshaw


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Re: Certified Sporting Atrocities

Post  Yakima Canutt on Fri Sep 16, 2016 10:27 am


uh, no, even allowing for crooked malfeasance by Rio cops, Locktee is still an idiot - the whole thing started when he began telling tall tales to his mama and The Today Show Starring Willard Scott


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o i 4got 2 report that in the annual so-called "Holy War" between the University of Utah Utes and the Brigham Young University Holy Cougars, the Utes narrowly won ... but the Cougs were victim of some horsefeather ejections and Coach Kalani Sitake was hopping upset

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Sat Sep 17, 2016 11:06 am



On Sunday night, the Minnesota Vikings will play their first regular season home game at their billion-dollar stadium in downtown Minneapolis. To celebrate, the team plans a full afternoon of festivities outside the venue and a Super Bowl-style extended halftime show at the game itself, with performances by the Minnesota Orchestra and a tribute to native son Prince Nelson. Also, The Mountain That Rides will be there to lead the crowd in an “Icelandic war chant,” which sounds cool and also a bit like the sort of tradition you’d introduce if you wanted to solidify your team’s brand identification among white nationalists.

The Dead Zone would also like to celebrate the Vikings, and congratulate them on successfully getting a half-billion dollars in public subsidies, so last year we bought a “Legacy Brick,” one of thousands of personalized commemorative markers purchased by fans and placed in a plaza just outside the stadium.

The Dead Zone brick has been installed. Our tribute to the Vikings will now stand forever, or until the team threatens to move to Berlin in order to force Anoka County to cover half the costs of constructing a $25 billion stadium and entertainment complex in Coon Rapids, in about 20 years.

Now, like in your “augmented reality” Pokemon apps, it is up to you to go out into the real world and find it.

Our brick is not signed, but you should know it when you see it, if you are familiar with the Minnesota Vikings franchise, and with The Dead Zone. Still, with over 12,000 bricks outside the stadium, this will not be an easy task. The team has placed “Vikings Greatest Moments Markers” as guideposts around the plaza. Here’s a hint to finding ours: It’s somewhere in the sections denoted by greatest moments markers 10 (the Vikings’ loss in Super Bowl 8 ) through 13 (the Vikings’ loss in Super Bowl 11).

Send us your best guesses by Monday, September 19, 2016 to tips@deathstalker.org

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