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Talk like a Scotsman

Post  pinhedz on Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:05 am

Will ya stop bein' so bloody English?

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Re: Talk like a Scotsman

Post  Old Mack on Thu May 19, 2011 9:53 am

I've been in England, Ireland, North Ireland, France, Holland and Germany and I'll tell you what...them Scots were the hardest to understand speaking English.

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Post  Doc Watson on Thu May 19, 2011 12:17 pm

As someone whose grandfather was a scotsman I like most things from or about Scotland

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Re: Talk like a Scotsman

Post  felix on Thu May 19, 2011 9:37 pm

Old Mack wrote:I've been in England, Ireland, North Ireland, France, Holland and Germany and I'll tell you what...them Scots were the hardest to understand speaking English.
Were them Scots in England?

Did you go to Birmingham or Newcastle-on-Tyne?

Did you visit Wales?

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Re: Talk like a Scotsman

Post  precinct14 on Fri May 20, 2011 2:49 am

Accept no substitute:


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Post  Dick Fitzwell on Fri May 20, 2011 3:45 am

If you don't eat yer meat, you cant have any pudding. have can you have any pudding if you dont eat yer meat?

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Re: Talk like a Scotsman

Post  pinhedz on Fri May 20, 2011 4:08 am

Did anyone here ever watch that old educational TV show called "Parliamo Glesga?"

"Thassanafferatyurat!"

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Re: Talk like a Scotsman

Post  felix on Fri May 20, 2011 4:50 am

Strawberry Jam wrote:Do you native speakers of English understand that guy?
Aye ah di so Jimmy! Ya bas!

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Post  precinct14 on Fri May 20, 2011 5:47 am

Strawberry Jam wrote:Do you native speakers of English understand that guy?

Rab C. Nesbitt (for it is he), transcends language-based understanding. He is best understood at the purely elemental level at which he plies his craft.

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Re: Talk like a Scotsman

Post  pinhedz on Fri May 20, 2011 6:06 am

They say SuBo is going to appear on the RabSho.
I doubt she will be using her "posh voice." bom

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Re: Talk like a Scotsman

Post  pinhedz on Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:41 am

"Proud to be Scottish? How could anybody be proud to be Scottish? You talk about the English, but the English are just Wankers. But we--we were colonized by Wankers!" Mad

-- Trainspotting

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Re: Talk like a Scotsman

Post  Doc Watson on Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:13 am

Andy Murrary won a gold medal for the UK!

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Re: Talk like a Scotsman

Post  pinhedz on Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:56 am

I had the quote a bit wrong.


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