ATU--The Movie, EPISODE I (with epilogue part 1 and 2) -- and EPISODE II -- and EPISODE III -- and EPISODE IV

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Post  pinhedz on Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:05 am

Dr. Sagdeev was quite drunk. It's easy to take advantage of a person in such a condition--yes?

The cheerful expression on Sagdeev's face does not change as he declares:

Sagdeev -- "I believe you are trying to trick me, Dr. P!" Cool

Precinct -- "Dr. S, you cut me to the quick! Just what is it about me that you doubt." Shocked

Sagdeev -- "Your English is too good."

Precinct -- "I'll confess to having spent several years at Oxford as a Rhodes scholar, but does that make me untrustworthy?"

Sagdeev -- "In most cases, yes, but there is no need to pursue that when--as they say in America--the proof is in the pudding."

Precinct -- "To what "pudding" do you refer?" Suspect

Sagdeev -- "According to the most recent Congressional Record, the expenditures allocated for Senator Lugar's Cooperative Threat Reduction Program for fiscal year 2001 are 442.4 million dollars. I have proposals for you that would make the best use of that." Smile

Precinct --

This is awkward. Panties had stashed a heap of cash from the Kona Gold profits, but this was a bit out of her league.

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Post  pinhedz on Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:34 am

Dr. Sagdeev is clearly needling Precinct, and Precinct doesn't like it. This could set off Precinct's legendary violent temper. Neutral

Let us not forget the Precinct was not always a Rhodes scholar. Back in the 1930s, he was just another cheap hood from Indiana.

And it still rankles him that Woo was the pretty one, and he was the other one:



Precinct loses his cool:

Precinct -- "So, you tryin' to be a wise guy? The last mug that pulled that with me is at the bottom of the river with cement overshoes!" Mad

Yes, Precinct's surface polish was nothing more than a thin veneer, and under stress he reverts to his old self. affraid

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Post  pinhedz on Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:36 am

Sagdeev --"I believe you are trying to intimidate me, Dr. P!" Laughing

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Post  pinhedz on Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:07 am

Can a cheap hood from Indiana intimidate a man that has survived the Nazis, the KGB, the NKVD, the GRU, the XYZ, and the Russian mafia?

I don't think so.

Sagdeev -- "Let's cut to the chase, Dr. P. There will be plenty of time to develop projects to make the best use of the $442 million at a later date. All we really need to agree on in the short term is the fee for my individual services."

Precinct -- "You have hit the nail on the head, Dr. S."

Doc Watson wrote:
pinhedz wrote:The man who cannot be tricked, cannot be intimidated, and cannot be bought is very rare.
I happen to be one !

Dr. Sagdeev is not so rare a bird as the emu.

Sagdeev -- "Perhaps I will have an opportunity to see the Donny and Marie show in Las Vegas!"


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Post  woo on Sat Jun 30, 2012 4:43 am





Political Weed:


http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-june-27-2012/of-vice-and-men---new-york-weed-bill-dies---chris-christie-s-veto-threat?xrs=share_copy



Weed Panel:



http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-june-27-2012/of-vice-and-men---the-highest-office?xrs=share_copy

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Post  pinhedz on Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:48 am

I predict that Miss Panties will be very pleased with Precinct's recruitment of Dr. Sagdeev. He is less combative than LaRue, not so green-oriented as Franco Rasetti, and he is an expert on both nuclear reactions and directed-energy. What a Face I mean affraid


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Post  pinhedz on Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:15 am

pinhedz wrote:Mack ripped off his headphones in frustration. He had bugged Sagdeev's office, and he could hear everything as clear as a bell until Precinct decided they had to go out for a drink.

Now he was trying to hear what they were saying by means of a microphone planted in a napkin dispenser at the Hard Times Cafe, but the screaming students were making his job impossible. Mad
Precinct thought he was so clever, defeating the audio surveillance by having the meeting in a noisy college hangout. Rolling Eyes

Does he really think Mack won't find out when Precinct and Sagdeev book the same flight to Las Vegas?

And Mack can guess exactly who they are going to meet--but what are they planning? Suspect

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Post  pinhedz on Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:44 am

Mack is in a tough spot--from his audio surveillance tape he knows that he must do something--but he does not know what.

He does what he always does in situations like this--he calls the pinhed for help.

Sitting in Mack's soundproof room in the basement of Caesar's Palace, they listen closely to the tape:

"Murglemuffl murr murr murr nightlife?

Muggle murfgob ... how shall I say this ...

Bogbib American colloquialism fur mungle estjip ...

Estob bebungle girl named Svetlana murr murrsat "This Joint is Jumpin'."

Gemirab popsoodle Fats Waller.

Cabdur bobble frab Indiana?

Jai hoe.

This is not a bad location for confidential discussions, actually.

Precisely. Mangepeep murfle bobkin coaw murr murr us inaudible.

Namburb bejobib wurkle wurble I believe you are trying to trick me, Dr. P!

Purfle durb a boodle boob pithicanthrbus poodee boodee

To what "pudding" do you refer?

Gongeroo expialidoshus rebcore webcore cannibus reductus toobow one, 442.4 million dollars ....

Whyzgo sooberpob bedo overshoes!

I believe you are trying to intimidate me, Dr. P!

Zhurlee murlee lyops tryops senkyoo

You have hit the nail on the head, Dr. S.

Perhaps I will have an opportunity to see the Donny and Marie show in Las Vegas!"



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Post  pinhedz on Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:52 am

Mack awaits the pinhedz interpretation:

pinhed -- "It sounds like they plan to kidnap Svetlana because they want her to play 'This Joint is Jumpin' ' on Fat's Waller's piano in Indiana." Suspect

Mack -- "But how will that get them to the Donny and Marie Show?"

pinhed -- "That part is an enigma." scratch

Mack -- "And where does the $442 million fit in?"

... pause ...

Mack -- "Do I need to stake out Svetlana's place?"

pinhed -- "Wait, let me rethink this." tongue

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Post  woo on Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:02 am






"Drug agents seized an estimated $41 million worth of marijuana over the weekend...The confiscation was the largest ever on private property in San Diego County,..http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/jul/03/tp-seizure-of-pot-is-largest-this-year/


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Post  pinhedz on Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:31 am

pinhed -- "I think I've got it--Precinct has $442 million in his overshoes that he won in Las Vegas!" Shocked

Mack -- "But their flight doesn't even arrive 'till this evening."

pinhed -- "Oh. I guess that's not it, then." Embarassed

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Post  pinhedz on Wed Jul 04, 2012 7:30 am

woo wrote:"Drug agents seized an estimated $41 million worth of marijuana over the weekend...The confiscation was the largest ever on private property in San Diego County,..
http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/jul/03/tp-seizure-of-pot-is-largest-this-year/]http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/jul/03/tp-seizure-of-pot-is-largest-this-year/

This story has Panties/Michelle/Tiffany Charbonneau written all over it--the whole story screams "Panties."

But since she's not named, that means she got away...again.

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Post  pinhedz on Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:31 am

While Mack and the pinhed are trying to figure this thing out, Precinct and Dr. Sagdeev are coming into the Las Vegas Airport (Vegas always looks best from high up):


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Post  pinhedz on Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:35 am

Little do they know that there will be no time for fun in Vegas. Panties has her crew of flying monkeys and Russian transcripts ready to go, and she's meeting Sagdeev and Precinct at the airport to take them straight to the test site (her vehicle is cleverly disguised as an innocent looking tour bus):


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Post  Doc Watson on Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:51 pm

Are you me , Woo and Felix the only ones left still reading this great thread ?

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Post  Guest on Wed Jul 04, 2012 7:25 pm

Doc Watson wrote:Are you me , Woo and Felix the only ones left still reading this great thread ?
I'm still here.


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Post  Doc Watson on Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:06 am

blue moon wrote:
Doc Watson wrote:Are you me , Woo and Felix the only ones left still reading this great thread ?
I'm still here.

So at least 5 of us remain to follow the adventure!

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Post  pinhedz on Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:33 am

Mack and the pinhed are temporarily stymied.

After a long silence the pinhed says:

pinhed -- "I think we need to get a drink and clear our heads."

Mack -- "Never a bad idea."

pinhed -- "Who's performing in the lounge tonight?"

Mack -- "Blue Moon and Ukulele Felix."

pinhed -- "Let's go--no use sitting down here moping." Smile

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Post  pinhedz on Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:44 am

The usual crowd was hanging out:


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Post  pinhedz on Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:46 am

The pinhed thought he'd have a smoke, but was quickly informed that Caesar's palace had banned smoking. Shocked


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Post  pinhedz on Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:22 am

Not noticing the watchful eye of the unknown gentleman over by the bar, Felix prepares to go on stage:


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Post  pinhedz on Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:23 am

As Felix's banjo drives the band to a frenzy, the Blue Moon dance troupe rips the joint up--this joint is jumpin' Very Happy


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Post  pinhedz on Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:42 am

Mid the roar of the greasepaint and the smell of the crowd, Mack hears his cell phone ring (yes, in 2001, Mack already had a cell phone).

pinhed, enjoying the show, doesn't notice that Mack is nearly frantic as he shouts into the phone.

Finally he puts the phone away and screams at the pinhed:

Mack -- "They're on their way to the test site!"

pinhed -- "Who?"

Mack -- "Whadaya mean Who?"

The pinhed comes back to reality as the entertainers go on break:

pinhed -- "Oh yes, of course."

He thinks hard for a moment:

pinhed -- "What do you make of it?"

Mack -- "What do you make of it?"

pinhed -- "I asked you first!"

Mack -- "Yeahbut--you're supposed to be the smart one!"

The pinhed had to admit that Mack had a point. How ironic, it's Mack, not the pinhed, who has the point this time. Razz

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Post  pinhedz on Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:46 am

The pinhed thinks long and hard, and then suddenly gets an idea. Idea What a Face

pinhed -- "I think I've got it--they're going to the steak-and-lobster restaurant at the site. Very Happy

Mack -- "It's closed for lack of business because of the moratorium." Rolling Eyes

pinhed -- "Oh, yes. And what a shame." Crying or Very sad

Mack -- Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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Post  pinhedz on Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:55 am

Mack and the pinhed do not notice the unknown man standing behind them, until he speaks:

unknown man -- "I think that you might be overlooking the obvious!"


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