How to Get To San Jose

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How to Get To San Jose

Post  felix on Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:02 am

Helpful advice from The Prez - erm, the Bloodhound - erm, Uzi McHosni:

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Re: How to Get To San Jose

Post  Doc Watson on Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:36 pm

Do you know the way ?

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Re: How to Get To San Jose

Post  precinct14 on Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:32 am

Doc Watson wrote:Do you know the way ?

Two thongs don't make a tight.

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Re: How to Get To San Jose

Post  Yakima Canutt on Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:08 pm

So for a while there, J.Q. Fogerty and His Credence Clearwater Archival really I mean really ruled tha roost in San Jose, back when San Ho was still an awful lots of citrus farming and gargantuan remodeling jobz kommisioned by mentally ill spinster krone snitches. And so Weberman is all "Hey Bob, Self Portrait Sucks." And Bob is all, "Eh it's not that bad, Copper Kettle is alright. Shit, who is good nowadays anyways right?" And AJ is like "Credence Clearwater, man, and ruddy Stealer's Wheel for real." And Bob snips, "CCR is fuckin terrible, man. Get out of town, nutjob discarded brandy-snifter sniffer. See yall on Face's Book in 37 years, Capn Zero. I'm most famous hombre on planet, or at least on short list, ranked between Gene Krupa's bodyguard and Bob Blassie, and also to wit et al your position / place does not equal girlie action or 2 for 1 Red Stripe 32 ouncer or festive colorchanging Jalisco souvenir wristband and watchguard."



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Re: How to Get To San Jose

Post  Doc Watson on Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:04 pm

I really douibt you know the way

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Re: How to Get To San Jose

Post  Yakima Canutt on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:56 am

Well from where I am now it's incredibly cinchers, e.g.e.i I'm a crow's throw from the 101 Freelove Freedomway. I just hop on that shit and go south for 23 minutes and I'm in San Jose, Doubting Dave Thomas. But the only reason I would ever go to that Single Animatronic-Pony Townshipp is for the bleeding San Jose Airport - cuz it's way more chill and haiku than the arkham asyluminian San Fran Scare-Port.

The last time I went to San Jo for R and the R was like what 49 months ago, cuz Trish Yan gave me a ticket to that exhibit where the German guy coats human and other body parts in clear plastic, and I had a just dreadful time I am telling Lou, just dreadful. I stopped by the Gordon Biersch Brewery Grill and it was 39 times worse than the one in Shallow Alto. I meen, y'all really have 2 go outta y'all way to fluk up a simple Beer-Battered Spinach Salad with Beer-Soaked Baja Rye Sustainable Croutons, and don't get me beginning on the 'Tines Wait for No Flan' dessert course of kaopectate miasma, tok about your 'Mother of Hurl' -- LOL ( rofl ).




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Re: How to Get To San Jose

Post  Doc Watson on Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:08 pm

Send me a map please , I took a wrong turn and I am lost somewhere near Washington.

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Re: How to Get To San Jose

Post  Yakima Canutt on Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:04 am

Map ehjh ... mas y menos lets see hear...















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Re: How to Get To San Jose

Post  usеro on Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:10 am

hmmmmm...I just have to cross the park


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Re: How to Get To San Jose

Post  Doc Watson on Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:03 am

thanks for the map but it took so long I am going to Alberta instread.

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Re: How to Get To San Jose

Post  Old Mack on Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:10 am

I've been to San Jose once...just once !




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Re: How to Get To San Jose

Post  Doc Watson on Sun Dec 15, 2013 11:21 am

Old Mack wrote: I've been to San Jose once...just once !



I want to go , but still do not know the way.

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