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Post  pinhedz on Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:14 am

There seem to be a whole lot of lawyers.

They all want a piece of the pie.

How big is the pie? BIG--really BIG.

But the lawyers are all scrambling for some piece of the pie, so how hard can it be to get a piece?

It's hard--because the number is lawyers is so huge, that it's too big for the size of the pie. affraid

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Post  pinhedz on Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:18 am

So the pinhed heads out one fine morning to the Bull Run Trail 'cause some blown-down trees need cutting?

Is he speeding? Is the Pope Catholic? Do bears poop in the woods? Razz

The speed limit inside the town of Vienna is 25 mph. Rolling Eyes

How do you know when the pinhed is speeding? His key is in the ignition.  

The pinhed is already over the speed limit when he reaches the end of the driveway.

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Post  pinhedz on Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:21 am

So, Officer Reeves can ticket the pinhed anytime he's not in the donut shop.
And two days after officer Reeves tickets the pinhed, all these mailings arrive saying that they'll help the pinhed fight the ticket.

What's wrong with these greedy scroundrels? Don't they know Officer Reeves has mouths to feed?

Those lawyers should get real jobs, that's what I say. bounce

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Post  pinhedz on Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:25 am

And let me add that Officer Reeves DOES NOT NOTIFY THE INSURANCE COMPANY.
That's because Officer Reeves is not mean or spiteful. He just wants his money, that's all.

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