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Post  Yakima Canutt on Sat Jun 14, 2014 6:52 am

USA
GERMANY
GHANA
PORTUGAL

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Tue Jun 17, 2014 9:26 am

oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no ... Jozy Altidore has gone down ... ... they have brought in Johaanseen, the Icelandic-American from Mobile Alabama ... Neutral

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Tue Jun 17, 2014 9:37 am

OMGS, Clint Dempsey got karate-kicked in the face ... they have brought in Chris Wondolowski, the star forward of the San Jose Earthquakes ...  Shocked 

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:15 pm

DO NOT TRUST KEIFEN SUTHERLAND ... HE PRETENDS TO BE AMERICAN WHEN IT BENEFITS BUT HE IS REALLY A CITIZIN OF BRITAN AND CANADIA AND HE WILL CLAIM SPECIAL FEELING FOR THOSE PLACE WHENEVRER IT WILL SUITS HIM ... NOW I HAVE PROOF OF EXPOSING SUTHELAND ... HE HAS DOES TEAM USA WORLD CUP PROMOS FOR ESPN, EVEN WHEN TELLING TO SUPPORT ENGLAND DURING WOLRD CUP



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Post  Yakima Canutt on Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:31 pm

THIS IS TREMENDOUS ... THIS IS EXCEPTIONAL ... WHAT A CRACKER ON THE PITCH ... AND WHAT A BENCHWARMER-LED RALLY AFTER THE AFRICAN EQUALIZER CULMINATING IN THE MOST EXCRUCIATING FIVE MINUTES OF STOPPAGE TIME IN THE HISTORY OF GROUP G ... THEY SAY REVENGE AGAINST CURSED GHANA IS A DISH BEST SERVED PIPING HOT IN THE BRAZILIAN HUMIDITY OF ONE FATEFUL DAY ... THIS IS ALMOST TOO MUCH


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Post  Yakima Canutt on Wed Jun 18, 2014 6:52 am

MEXICO HAS BEEN PLAYING SLOPPY AND DESPERATE RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE ... THEY NEED TO TAKE DEEP BREATHS AND GO BACK TO BASICS IF THEY WANT ANY CHANCE AGAINST BRAZIL ... BE PATIENT AND WAIT FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO CREATE A CRAFTY SET PIECE WITH THE SPEEDY GIUSEPPE DOS SANTOS

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Wed Jun 18, 2014 7:36 am

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE ... IN THE FIRST HALF, BRAZIL WAS GETTING AWAY WITH ALL MANNER OF SKULLDUGGERY ... BUT NOW THEY HAVE GIVEN A YELLOW (AMARILLO) CARD TO VASQUEZ FOR A MILD SLIDE , VASQUEZ WHO IS KNOWN ALL OVER THE WORLD BY THE NICK-NAME LITTLE ROOSTER  

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:03 am

JEEZ LOUISE ... WHAT A BARN-BURNER ... THEY SAY WHEN THERE IS A DRAW, IT IS REALLY A VICTORY FOR THE LESSER POWER, LIKE WITH THE WAR DURING 1812 ... SO THIS CAN BE THE GREAT, GREAT TRIUMPH FOR MEXICO ... THANKS IN NO SMALL PART TO THE BRILLIANT BULWARKING OF OCHOA, THE MEXICAN GOALEEE, SOMEONE SAID THEY ALREADY BUILDING A STATUE ABOUT HIM

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Sat Jun 21, 2014 6:46 am

I WILL SAY THE FRENCH ARE SURELY GOING TO TOWN ON THE SWISS.  AFTER A GOAL, ONE OF THE FRENCH BLACK GUYS TRIED TO GET PEOPLE TO DO A DANCE, BECAUSE COLOMBIA HAS REALLY STOLEN THE SPOTLIGHTS WITH THEIR DANCING ON THE PITCH, BUT THE OTHER FRENCH GUYS DIDN'T REALLY DANCE, THO THEY DID HAVE FUNNY HAIR-CUTS.  WHAT THE FRENCH DO AFTER A GOAL IS THEY GIVE EACH OTHER 'PIGGY-BACK' RIDES, NOT KIDDING.  ONE DUDE ON THE FRANCO SIDELINE KEPT KISSING THE FRENCH ROOSTER ON HIS SHIRT AFTER A GOAL.  AND THIS IS FUNNY, THE SWISS SUPPORTERS WEAR CHEESE ON THEIR HEADS JUST LIKE THE FANS IN GREEN BAY, WISCONSIN,  USA.  HA HA HA.



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Post  Yakima Canutt on Sat Jun 21, 2014 7:02 am

THIS IS INTERESTING, THE URUGUAYIAN NAMED 'STRIKING SANCHEZ' WHO BASICALLY ELIMINATED TEAM ENGLAND FROM THE CUP WITH TWO CRACKERJACK GOALS, HE HAD KNEE SURGERY ONLY 5 WEEKS AGO AND IF YOU SAW HIM LAST WEEK HE WOULD HAVE BEEN IN A WHEEL-CHAIR.  WHAT SANCHEZ DOES AFTER A GOAL IS HE MAKES GUNS WITH HIS HANDS AND HE GOES "BANG BANG BANG"

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:02 am

heartache for england


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Post  Yakima Canutt on Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:55 pm

CHILE AND COSTA RICA HAVE SHOWN OODLES OF PEP


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Midfielder Michael Bradley had one of his worst games against Ghana, but USA was able to hold on because of the tuff-as-nails play of Jermaine Jones.  Jones is one of four players who are spawn of African-American Armed Servicemen fathers and German mothers, specially recruited by clever Feldmarschall Jürgen Klinsmann.

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Mon Jun 23, 2014 11:31 am

WEL BRADLEY SEEMED TO BE REDEEMING HIMSLEF A BIT WITH TENACIOUS THO NOT FLAWLESS MID-FIELD PLAY AGAINST FOPPY EUROPEEN STALLING BALL-HANDLERS- BRADLEY HAD A DECENT FIRST 94 MINUTES AND 30 SECONDS, BUT THEN IN FINAL 30 SECONDS HAD BALL STOLEN FOR THE PORTU EQUALIZER ... FOX SPORTS1 SAID THAT SOON BRADLEY WILL HAVE TO STOP CALLING HIMSLEF 'THE GENERAL' AND INSTEAD WHAT HE IS TO BE CALLED WILL BE 'THE CORPORAL' ... B4 THAT IT WAS RELENTLESS JERMAINE JONES SCORING THE AMERICAN EQUALIZER AND A HOBBLED  DEMPSEY WITH THE WOULD-BE WINNER ... ... USA AND GERMANY TIED FOR THE LEAD IN THE GROUP OF DEATH ...


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Post  Yakima Canutt on Mon Jun 23, 2014 12:23 pm

SOME CASUAL FRIDAY AMREICANS MAY BE GADZOOKED TO LEARN IN EVENT OF EQUAL RECORDS DURING GROUP PLAY, TIE-BREAKING IS DETERMINED NOT BY HEAD TO HEAD MATCH-UP RESULTS, BUT BY GROUP GOAL DIFFERENTIAL AND THEN BY TOTAL GOALS ( CONTRARY TO MOST AMRIECAN SPORTS, WHERE HEAD TO HEAD MATCH-UPS ARE GIVEN PRECEDENCE OVER BLOODY SCORING, WHICH SEEMS MORE LOGICAL TO MOI)

BREAKDOWN

USA ADVANCES WITH WIN OR TIE, AGAINST THE GERMANS.

If the United States loses TO Germany, Ghana would qualify instead if either game is decided by a margin of two goals or more. If the U.S. loses by one goal, Ghana would need to win by two goals or be involved in a higher-scoring one-goal win. For instance, a 1-0 scoreline in both games would put the United States through on head-to-head. So, if the U.S. loses 1-0, then Ghana must win 2-1 to qualify on goals scored.

To surpass the U.S., Portugal will need a goal-difference swing of five (head-to-head is level). So for instance, Portugal would need to win 3-0 and U.S. lose 2-0, among other equivalent scorelines. The teams will draw lots if goal difference is identical (this would happen with a 3-0 U.S. defeat and a 2-0 Portugal win, for example).

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Mon Jun 23, 2014 12:32 pm

THE OTHER SCENARIO IS THAT GERMAN COACH OF USA, KLINSMANN, ARRANGES WITH THE GERMANS FOR THERE TO BE A TIE, THEREBY BOTH USA AND GERMANY ADVANCE WITH MINIMAL EFFORT.  DO NOT LAFF ... THIS HAS HAPPENED B4 IN THE WORLD OF FIFA ... I HAVE READ ABOUT IT ON THE COMPUTER.

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:32 pm

YC, WHY ARE YOU HEAPING BLAME ON BRADLEY, WHEN REALLY IT WAS DEFENDOR CAMERON'S MISTAKES THAT ALLOWED BOTH PORTU GOALS?



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Post  Yakima Canutt on Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:35 pm

HEGH, I THINK WAS ALEXI LALASPALOOZA WHO SAID CAMERON HAD A BAD FIRST FIVE MINUTES AND A BAD LAST 30 SECONDS, BUT HE WAS REAL REAL GOOD IN THE IN-BETWEEN TIME-SPAN.


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Post  Yakima Canutt on Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:41 pm

Big Yak wrote:THE OTHER SCENARIO IS THAT GERMAN COACH OF USA, KLINSMANN, ARRANGES WITH THE GERMANS FOR THERE TO BE A TIE, THEREBY BOTH USA AND GERMANY ADVANCE WITH MINIMAL EFFORT.  DO NOT LAFF ... THIS HAS HAPPENED B4 IN THE WORLD OF FIFA ... I HAVE READ ABOUT IT ON THE COMPUTER.

A FAR MORE LIKELY SCENARIO IS THAT, IF THE USA MAKES IT TO THE SECOND HALF OF THE SECOND HALF TIED AGAINST GERMANY, THE GERMANS WILL HAVE NO REAL INCENTIVE TO RISK LOSS, STRAIN, OR INJURY IN PRESSING FOR A VICTORY.



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Post  Yakima Canutt on Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:23 pm

IF ANYONE CUD EXPLAIN WHY PORTUG "NANI" CELEBRATED HIS GIFTED GOAL BY SUCKING HIS THUMB LIKE THE BABY ...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QFUCaQhLwLE/U6dgYhE8X4I/AAAAAAAAkcM/mLw4RDIMDjg/s1600/2.gif

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Post  yoder on Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:29 pm

they usually suck their thumb when they just had a baby, so the goal is dedicated to the little being

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:37 pm

well the world internet says he "just had a baby" in December, statute of limitations mosdef expired on that nonsense

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