Girls--do you prefer weasely tenors or macho baritones?

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Girls--do you prefer weasely tenors or macho baritones?

Post  pinhedz on Sun Mar 16, 2014 4:48 am

Operatic tenors annoy me.

It's all well and good to be romantic and sensitive, but that's no excuse for giving TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

Fr'instance-- tenors say things like:

-- "You must be true to your vow, even though I must now die because I met you.Rolling Eyes 

If he really wanted the girl to be happy, he'd just say:

-- "You must be true to your vow.  Period."  

No need to say more, unless he's wants to become a baritone, and say:

-- "I must have you, even if I have to kill your betrothed to get you! 

More often than not the girl would then say:

-- "Yes! Please kill him! I only got engaged to him because I promised my folks."

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Post  u on Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:27 pm

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Post  pinhedz on Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:07 pm

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That's Carmen after she found out Don Jose was a tenor wimp.

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Post  retrato hablado on Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:53 pm

"this marriage shit totally sucks"

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Post  pinhedz on Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:05 am

See what I mean? TOO MUCH INFORMATION. bounce 


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Post  pinhedz on Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:20 am

La Somnambula is on the radio right now.

The tenor is, of course, clueless and useless. He can't get to the bottom of anything himself, so the only way to get a happy ending is for everything to be explained for him. A high-maintenance nit-wit. Rolling Eyes

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Post  pinhedz on Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:29 am

In Beethoven's "Fidelio," the tenor has some of the best music in all of opera, but he's the one lying on the floor (lower right) while his wife (holding the gun) deals with the situation:


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Post  pinhedz on Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:43 am

In "Fidelio" the girl is supposed to pass for a guy.

Usually the pear-shaped figure gives her away, but all that make-up and hair don't do much for the disguise either:


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Post  Yakima Canutt on Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:17 am

science suggests women prefer baritones for one night stands and tenors for longer term partners, not making this up, real science here


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Post  pinhedz on Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:20 am

^
Just because that's true doesn't make it any less sexist. bounce 

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