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Post  pinhedz on Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:57 pm

I already took it off--this is my other costume!


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Post  pinhedz on Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:59 pm

Los Tuyos -- "Er ... now take that one off..."

Specialman -- "Are you an Almovodar girl?"




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Post  pinhedz on Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:08 pm

Los Tuyos wanted to take Specialman back to her room, but there was still some residual methane:


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Post  pinhedz on Tue Jul 16, 2013 8:20 am

Los Tuyos and Specialman made it back to her room.
But this is really none of our business.


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Post  pinhedz on Tue Jul 16, 2013 8:25 am

Besides, I know that you all are really waiting to find out what will become of Pinhead Wackerman, who only escaped from Mack's posse thanks to the old gas-balloon pistol trick.

Pinhead realizes that his only hope is the disguise that helped him elude the posse back in Montana:


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Post  pinhedz on Tue Jul 16, 2013 8:27 am

With the war paint nice and dry, the Pinhead steps out from behind the bushes, and is taken by surprise:


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Post  pinhedz on Tue Jul 16, 2013 8:31 am

Pinhead -- "You scared me. affraid  Are you a real Indian?" Shocked

Uzi Rasetti -- "So, you did not recognize me? This is a good thing. I do not wish to go back to jail for vagrancy again." Cool

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Post  pinhedz on Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:03 am

Back to the bedroom scene, we have a problem ...


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Post  pinhedz on Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:05 am

The problem is that when Los Tuyos and Specialman climbed in the window, they found Paderewski waiting for them:



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Post  pinhedz on Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:07 am

Why is this a problem, you ask?

Because this is supposed to be a PG-13 movie, and in PG-13 movies, the number of people in the bedroom is supposed to be an even number. silent

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:37 pm

Then The Chaotic Weevil & Capitan ΨΣΩ packed some thermal detonators and went looking for Keoma but it turned out Keoma changed his named to Caramba! upon relocation to Finland.  


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Post  pinhedz on Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:14 pm

That's irrelevant. bounce 

But not as irrelevant as this:


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Post  pinhedz on Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:38 am

Despite appearances, Los Tuyos was actually Welsh.

Likewise, so was Pinhead Wackerman and his famous trigger mechanism.

And Woo might also be Welsh (or not). Coincidence? One would hope so.

 

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Post  pinhedz on Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:41 am

Pinhead was seriously conflicted, because he was in love with both Alice Hibbing and Los Tuyos at the same time. Neutral 

Men have this problem more often than they admit. Suspect

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Wed Aug 07, 2013 1:18 pm

But usually they love one slightly more, I mean Django wanted to fluck Joan Fontaine & Olivia DeHav both, but he had to admit, even tho Olivia was prettier, Joan had the eyes of carnal madness, and also vis a vis Olivia, Django really didn't wanted to be exploring in caverns already spelunked by Errol . ..

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Wed Aug 07, 2013 2:03 pm

pinhedz wrote:That's irrelevant. bounce 

But not as irrelevant as this:




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Post  pinhedz on Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:47 pm

user wrote:... Django really didn't wanted to be exploring in caverns already spelunked by Errol . ..
It was at that moment Pinhead realized that Los Tuyos, Paderewski and Special man were alone together (although, technically, there being three, none of them were alone, strictly speaking, but you know what I mean):




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Post  pinhedz on Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:49 am

Alice saw that Pinhead was sad. And with her keen insight, she guessed why:

Alice -- "She's not right for you, you know. Los Tuyos is an Almovodar girl, and you can never be an Almovodar male."


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Post  pinhedz on Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:00 am

Pinhead turned around, distressed:

Pinhead -- "Alice, do you realize what this means?" Shocked 

Alice -- "Tell me."

Pinhead -- "It means that my Indian disguise didn't keep you from recognizing me! My incognito is a failure. Neutral 

Alice -- "I thought it meant that I'm the girl for you, and that I will bear your child."

Pinhead -- "Yes, that too."


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Post  pinhedz on Fri Aug 09, 2013 8:20 am

And so Pinhead Wackerman decided it was time to stop trying to be an Indian and to just be himself.

The old suit still fit--Pinhead never gains weight:




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Post  pinhedz on Fri Aug 09, 2013 8:24 am

And I just want to say that the Pinhead's preoccupation with his personal crises, is personal happiness and the future of his gene pool, is woefully narcissistic.

After all, in the grand scheme of things, Ned is the one that is working to save humanity.

And Mack and Blue Moon are at laest trying to save the world from corporate embezzlders--like pinhead Wackerman.

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Post  pinhedz on Fri Aug 09, 2013 8:27 am

So why--I ask you WHY--is this movie wasting so much time on Pinhead Wackerman's personal angst? Mad 

I'll tell you why--it's because we all know that Woo's mother is Alice Hibbing, and we want to know--WHO IS THE FATHER? Suspect 

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Post  pinhedz on Fri Aug 09, 2013 8:31 am

Pinhead -- "Alice, I can't imagine you ever being an Almovodar girl."

Alice -- "Of course not.  I'm from Hibbing Minnesota."

Pinhead -- "And you can't imagine how HOT Almovodar girls are."

Alice -- "It would be sinful for me to even have any idea what you are talking about." Shocked

Pinhead -- "Even though you've been serenaded by Paderewski in his dressing gown before breakfast?"

Alice -- Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

Pinhead -- "Every Minnesota girl is a closet Almovodar girl." What a Face What a Face What a Face What a Face

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Post  pinhedz on Fri Aug 09, 2013 8:57 am

It was at that moment that Uzi rudely interrupted again:

Uzi -- "Uzi sorry to interrupt, but Pinhead should not make baby now. Big Mack come with posse--posse with brave Blue Girl and Twit Englishman. Pinhead must hightail out of Dodge or go to jail and not make baby for 30 years to life!"



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Post  pinhedz on Fri Aug 09, 2013 9:00 am

The words no one ever wants to hear:

"Not make baby now!" Neutral

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