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Post  pinhedz on Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:49 am

Roald Sagdeyev observes unobtrusively from the sidelines. His next move will depend on who he thinks is winning.Suspect 


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Post  pinhedz on Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:55 am

All three of those notables frequent the same hotel bar--so snaggletooth knows exactly what's going on. Cool

[notice how snaggletooth always keeps his lips pursed, out of self-consciousness]  


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Post  pinhedz on Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:39 am

But what was the origin of the insidious eugenics experiment?

To answer that, we must flashback to the small Minnesota town of Alice, Minnesota, back in the 1920s.


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Post  pinhedz on Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:41 am

Of the youngsters in Alice, Minnesota, Woo was the most unhappy.  Because he had been conceived just a few miles from the Paso Robles wine country, and was genetically unfit for the harsh Northern climes (back before global warming, that is).


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Post  pinhedz on Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:36 am

Woo perked up as he got older and discovered the snow maidens--the Snegurochkas of Minnesota. What a Face

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Post  pinhedz on Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:37 am

And--as we all know--not only did Woo like the snow maidens, they liked him, too:




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Post  pinhedz on Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:38 am

But before long Woo discovered the most bitter truth of all--any exposure to warmth would make Snegurochka melt or evaporate. Sad


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Post  pinhedz on Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:39 am

Embittered. Woo turned to a life of crime in the 1930s.


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Post  pinhedz on Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:42 am

But, thanks to LaRue and Nonosabasut ("The Last of the Beothuks"), he experienced an epiphany in the woods north of Naniboujou, and at last discovered his spiritual being.



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Post  pinhedz on Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:43 am

And then--he died. Neutral

Sorry to be the bringer of bad news to the womenfolk, but he did not survive the destruction of the floating island in the Caribbean in 2001. Crying or Very sad


But, as with Elvis and Paul McCartney, there have been numerous sightings.

Most notably, during the eruption on top of mount Naniboujou in 1911. affraid 

And that was really him.  Dead or not, there are occasions when Woo still appears to the living. Very Happy 


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Post  pinhedz on Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:41 pm

pinhedz wrote:Most notably, during the eruption on top of mount Naniboujou in 1911.
Not 1911--that was 2011 on top of Naniboujou. D'oh. Rolling Eyes

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Post  pinhedz on Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:43 pm

Thanks to the great reunion of Woo descendants (put on by Suze Rotolo), there is no shortage of Woo DNA.  

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Post  u on Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:35 am

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Post  pinhedz on Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:37 am

Grushchenka has left Baku, and will be in Winchester temporarily for anti-terrorist defense training.  Naturally she called the pinhed to drop by the hotel for a drink.  [not making it up--so far]

As pinhead walks into the hotel bar, he is highly chagrined to see Grushchenka having a drink all cozy with Dr. Sagdeyev.

pinhead -- "Grushchenka! Why are you drinking with this противий сволочЬ?" Mad 

Grushchenka -- [voice of Catherine Hepburn] "Oh, pinhead. You're still as big a prig as ever." Rolling Eyes 

pinhed -- [voice of Carey Grant] "Well somebody needs to be." bounce 

Sagdeyev -- [voice of Peter Lorre] "Twelve years, and you have no greeting for me?" What a Face 

pinhead -- "Greetings, Doktor Evil. How's married life?  You're looking a bit saggy and sad for an archvillain."  

Sagdeyev. -- "старостЬ не радостЬ. Neutral   I think you know that I am no longer with Ms. Eisenhower.  How do you Americans say … "You can't be living with them, and you can't be … living with them?"

Pinhed -- "Grushchenka, don't marry him. Other girls found out he's not such a great catch."  

Grushchenka -- "Oh, stop being facetious. You know I never marry anyone."

pinhead -- "point taken."

Snaggletooth -- "So, are you going to buy a drink, or what?"

Grushchenka -- "Bring him a white Russian, and put it on my tab."

pinhead -- "Thank you.  And double the vodka. [aside] You're  not really keeping a tab on her, are you Snaggletooth?"

Snaggletooth -- "Of course not. Her money's no good here, or anywhere I know about."

pinhead -- "You're a Klass Act, Snaggletooth."

Snaggletooth" -- "Like I need you to tell me that." Rolling Eyes

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Post  pinhedz on Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:06 am

Those four can keep running on like that all morning (did I mention it was brunch?) and you can bet you'll hear alot more about it.Rolling Eyes 

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Post  pinhedz on Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:13 am

But there is more to Winchester than just brunch--there are also banjo-pickers and trekkies. Very Happy

And Felix, as we know, is an avid folklorist.




And it so happens that Winchester is located in a country called Appalachialand, where there have been numerous sightings of folk.

Appalachialand, as is well known is populated mostly (insofar as it is populated at all) by banjo-pickers and Star-Trek fans.



Felix, who suspects that many Appalachians might have come from England, likes to collect field recordings about murderous lords and ladies, with titles like Appalachia doesn't have:



Felix has a bit of trouble finding his way around Appalachia (in fact, Felix sometimes mistakes Winchester for a town in England) so he often relies on Uzi (not Uzi Rasetti, the real Uzi) for help:



Both are somewhat old-fashioned in the way they dress, but this is considered quite normal in Appalachia.

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Post  glue moon on Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:15 am

pinhedz wrote:Prof. Jones ponders the nature of Chaotic Evil--a product of eugenics experimention gone horribly wrong. affraid

it is especially worrying since Prof. Jones talks in a way that makes it difficult for some to understand what he's saying confused 

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Post  pinhedz on Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:33 am

Prof. Jones is a Welshman, so at least he makes more semse than a Scotsman.  

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Post  pinhedz on Sat Sep 21, 2013 11:33 am

As pure coincidence would have it, Dr. Jones has finished his field investigation in Wisconsin, and is following up with the second phase of his research, a study of the indigenous inhabitants of Appalachia.

In Wisconsin, Dr. Jones found inscriptions suggesting the presence of a North Welsh gene pool.



In Appalachia, Dr. Jones believes he has found evidence of the Scotch Irish:



If all goes according to his plan, Dr. jones will soon have all the data he needs to make his point about the North Welsh and the Scotch Irish.

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Post  pinhedz on Sun Sep 22, 2013 11:53 pm

Time: The not too distant future.

The actual time of the actual rendezvous with Grushchenka is NOON TODAY (soon I will know if Doktor Evil is really there Suspect ).

She has already told me that the anti-terrorism course was excellent. There were lots of guns and explosions (every boy's dream), but the best part was the high-speed evasive-driving training. What a Face 

No wonder they don't teach this course downtown. affraid 

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Post  pinhedz on Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:00 am

When the cars get hopelessly smashed up, they can still be used for explosions. After that, what's left can finally be retired.  

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Post  pinhedz on Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:23 am

Time: The immediate past

The pinhead can now report on the actual drinking bout in Winchester, Virginia.  

What the pinhead could not have foreseen was that Prof. Jones was staying in the same hotel as Doktor Evil and Grushchenka.

As Prof. Jones entered the dining room, Doktor Evil was the first to greet him.

Evil -- "So, it is my old nemesis, the English geneticist." Razz 

Jones -- "Don't call me English, I'm from North Wales."

Evil -- "Wales is a part of England." Razz 

Jones -- Mad   

Prof. Jones recognizes that he is being baited, and decides to say nothing (he had already been tricked into a few too many games of 3-card monte."

pinhead -- "Are you Prof. Jones, the eminent researcher on genetic variability?"

Jones -- "I am, but at the moment I have no new gems of wisdom to impart."

pinhead -- "Understood.  But might I ask what you are working on at the moment?"

Jones -- "I think it might be possible to identify some of the genes that make the north Welsh different from the Scotch Irish.  Although separating the inherited component from the bluegrass-banjo component will be extremely difficult, if not impossible."

Evil -- "And do you expect the results of this research to be of any benefit to mankind?" Rolling Eyes 

Jones -- "it might help parents make an informed decision on the age-old question: 'should I allow my boy to take up the banjo?' " 

Evil -- "Could the celtic harp be any worse?"

Jones -- silent 

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Post  pinhedz on Tue Sep 24, 2013 12:26 pm

pinhead -- "Dr. Jones, I had no idea you knew Dr. Sagdeyev.  He doesn't even work in your field." Shocked 

Dr. Jones -- "Not directly, but it was not so long ago that he attempted to destroy the entire gene pool of the late great Woo with nuclear fusion." Mad 

Sagdeyev -- "I'm surprised that there is still lingering resentment over that little episode that took place so far in the past."  

Dr. Jones -- "So have you given up your ambition to destroy Woo's entire gene pool?" Suspect 

Sagdeyev -- "It was never personal, at least not on my part.  And I wouldn't repeat what I undertook before.  Certainly not with nuclear energy, that's old thinking."

pinhedz -- "Are you saying you've given up nuclear physics?"

Sagdeyev -- "Of course.  This is the 21st century and the 3rd millennium. One must change with the times."

As we know, Evil professors always put on that innocent act right when they are planning something particularly dastardly. Suspect  And the animosity between the two great men was still palpable, which the pinhead would not have expected, because scientists usually get on well together as long as they don't work in the same field. geek

Grushchenka -- "Food fight! Food fight!" What a Face What a Face

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