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Post  pinhedz on Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:44 am

Did you hear the one about the two statisticians who went deer hunting?

The first statistician shot at the deer and missed--1 yard too far to the right.

The second statistician shot and missed--1 yard too far to the left. Neutral

So they said "got him!" cheers

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Sat Aug 30, 2014 7:20 pm


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Post  Yakima Canutt on Sat Oct 04, 2014 12:45 pm

what did the condor say to the praying mantis?





"we're going to lose this place just like we lost Atlantis."




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Post  Yakima Canutt on Sat Oct 04, 2014 12:46 pm

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Post  pinhedz on Sun Oct 12, 2014 8:59 am

So this guy gets to have a meeting with God (I forget how he got to do that), and he gets to ask a question that was on his mind:

-- Tell me, God, they say that for you a million years is just like a second. Is that true?

-- Yes, my son, that is true.

-- So, God, how much money is a million dollars to you?

-- It's about like a penny.

-- Well then, God, could you spare me a penny?

-- Sure, no problem; just give me a second.

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Post  pinhedz on Tue Oct 14, 2014 2:06 pm

A billion Chinese can't all be Wong. silent

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Wed Oct 15, 2014 7:09 am


(Ming Dynasty, 1449)
A doctor was detained by the furious relatives of a patient he had killed with the wrong prescription, but he escaped by night and swam across a wide river to reach home. When he saw his son studying medical texts, he said, “Don’t be in such a hurry to study medicine. First things first. And first, learn to swim.”


(Ming Dynasty, 1555)
A heavily laden woodcutter stumbled into the local doctor on a narrow path. When the doctor drew back his fist to hit him, the woodcutter dropped to his knees and begged, “Please kick me instead.”
An observing monk asked, “Why would you rather him kick you?”
The terrified woodcutter replied, “Treatment by his hands would be much deadlier than with his feet!”

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