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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  Yakima Canutt on Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:51 pm

I like to watch things on TV.

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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  Yakima Canutt on Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:52 pm

Como puede ser verdad
How could it be true?

Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
Just like I'd never gone, I knew the song
A young girl with eyes like the desert
It all seems like yesterday, not far away

Tropical the island breeze
All of nature wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring through my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby

The beautiful island

I fell in love with San Pedro
Warm wind carried on the sea, he called to me
Te dijo te amo
I prayed that the days would last
They went so fast

He told you, I love you

I want to be where the sun warms the sky
When it's time for siesta you can watch them go by
Beautiful faces, no cares in this world
Where a girl loves a boy, and a boy loves a girl

Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
It all seems like yesterday, not far away

La la la la la la la
Te dijo te amo
La la la la la la la
El dijo que te ama

He told you, I love you

He said he loves you

Tropical the island breeze
All of nature wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring through my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby

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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  Yakima Canutt on Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:57 pm

Who's that in the big Japanese car?
Dealing sushi from a German bar
Well no one knows but he won't get far

I took my tomahawk for a satellite walk

Who put the fishes in the deep blue sea?
Who put the monkeys back in the tree?
Well it wasn't you and it wasn't me

I took my tomahawk for a satellite walk

Who's been sleeping in my VCR?
Who's been chewing on my PDR?
I must complain to the manager

I took my tomahawk for a satellite walk

Who's that sailing in the black lagoon?
Who's erasing the face of the man in the moon?
Well I hope he don't come around here too soon

I took my tomahawk for a satellite walk

Wake up, wake up
Get up, get up
Let's dance

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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  pinhedz on Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:33 am

Blah, Blah, Blah
by Ira Gershwin (1931)

“Blah, blah, blah, blah, moon,
Blah, blah, blah, above;
Blah, blah, blah, blah, croon,
Blah, blah, blah, blah, love.
Tra la la la, tra la la la la, merry month of May;
Tra la la la, tra la la la la, ’neath the clouds of gray.

Blah, blah, blah, your hair,
Blah, blah, blah, your eyes,
Blah, blah, blah, blah, care,
Blah, blah, blah, blah, skies.
Tra la la la, tra la la la la, cottage for two,
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, darling, with you!”

... and vocals too good to be by Bob (btw--the experts believe that's Gershwin himself on the piano):


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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  Yakima Canutt on Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:07 pm

Dum, the dum dum girl The dum dum girl, the dum dum girl
The dum dum girl, the dum dum girl The dum dum girl, the dum dum girl

Another sigh with no regret More coins inside her hands
One time to learn respect Now mercenary she stands
I'm no boy Stealing pennies from the poor Break it down Can't you see she's

Dum, the dum dum girl The dum dum girl, the dum dum girl The dum dum girl, the dum dum girl The dum dum girl, the dum dum girl

Another hand upon her hair Time probably erased Distaste and so she's left Where guilt is out of place

Dum, the dum dum girl The dum dum girl, the dum dum


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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  Yakima Canutt on Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:09 pm

We're gonna break out the hats and hooters
When Josay comes home
We're gonna rev up the motor scooters
When Josay comes home to stay
We're gonna park in the street
Sleep on the beach and make it
Throw down the jam 'til the girls say when
Lay down the law and break it
When Josay comes home

She prays like the Roman
With the eyes on fire

Jo would you love to scrapple
She'll never say no
Shine up the battle apple
We'll shake 'em all down tonight
We're gonna mix in the street
Strike at the stroke of midnight
Dance on the bones till the girls say when
Pick up what's left by daylight
When Josay comes home

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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  Yakima Canutt on Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:13 pm

The tissue box is empty
No coffee for my cream
Dogs howl in the alley
Crazy women scream

Some kids shout from their pickup truck
They're stoned on life and beer
Fifty radios playin in this street
But I'm still hardly here

When the sun shines, things will get movin
You feel close to the stars
There are good times, walkin in Laguna
But it rains in me heart

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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  Yakima Canutt on Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:17 pm

When she walks in the room
Then you know
Why your date says it's late
Time to go
And you know you can't leave
You must stay
'Til her laughter has drifted away

So you talk to the walls
Always know
'Cause they've seen it all
And heard it all before
And your fair weather friends
Fail to speak
They're so afraid still waters run deep
And they don't understand
Or perceive
That you can't see the woods for the trees
Christmas trees you were sure
Weren't the sort
To build up your hopes
Then sell you short
Yeh to build you up
And sell you short....

All your life you were taught to believe
Then a moment of truth - you're deceived
All the wine in your life's all dried up
Is now the time to give up
Like the soft paper cup that you squeeze
So you take this and that and then some more
And you make your way through the door
You make up your way through the door....

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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  Yakima Canutt on Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:22 pm

When I wake up When I am not asleep Sometime between the night and the day The Creepy Weeper's calling and reaching out his hands to me the longest arm of all Then he tells me exactly what to do for you who need me most of all and says if I should grow up we'll lose the perfect love he says I'm made up out of them

I am a fake I am a ripoff I will definitely shit on you to get off When my life is over I'll think about the day and joy that I created maybe just for you Eventually, he says the strongest walls will fall and show the monkey (that's me) Give them the gift of knowing the truth behind the dream they love much more than you and me I am unreal I am pretentious I am definitely far beyond redemption But when I finally wake up there's nothing else to do but write a silly song and sing it just for you YOU and ME! ME and ME!

When you think about me and what I seem to be You'll see that life is mainly me I am the world I am the real one I will definitely step on bugs (and kill them) But in this voice I'm thinking I know just what to do I'll make a perfect turd and sell it just for you I am a sponge I am a pissant I am definitely enclosed by sycophants But if my tongue's wisdom fall underneath your ears I'll try forgiveness in me just for you

I am a worm I am a goofball I am definitely not there when the poop falls But there is a feeling in me that elevates my soul when I wallow in self pity just for you I am a flake I am a donut I am definitely whinier with no nuts But sometimes I look up and feel the sun on me and know it is a perfect world (it has to be!) yes, I know it is a perfect world it has to be.





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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  pinhedz on Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:28 pm

"We'll save Australia,
don't wanna hurt no kangaroo ..."


-- Randy Newman


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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  this and that on Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:10 pm

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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  Yakima Canutt on Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:22 pm

he was not the least bit scared to have
his head smashed in and his heart cut out
and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned up
brave sir robin ran away.
bravely ran away, away.


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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  pinhedz on Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:26 pm

Brave Sir Robin ran away
He bravely ran away, away
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes brave Sir Robin turned about and gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the braaaaavvvvveeeeeee, Sir Robin~

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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  Yakima Canutt on Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:16 am


Americar?

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and Roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney World, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed Bath and Beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
[censored], FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-Aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books

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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  Yakima Canutt on Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:53 pm

Lost my shape trying to act casual.

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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  Yakima Canutt on Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:54 pm

"You can tell how the show is going to end by watching the first fifteen minutes of the show."

-from THE CRIME SHOWS, composer: unverified

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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  Yakima Canutt on Sun Mar 03, 2013 11:10 pm



Baby, the raindrops play for me
A lonely rhapsody 'cause on our first date
We were makin' out in the rain

And in this car our love went much too far
It was exciting as thunder!
Tonight I wonder where you are

The windshield wipers seemed to say:

"Together - together - together - together!!"
And now they are saying
"Oh, ne...ver, ne...ver!!!"
Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, baby

Rhapsody in the rain
Angels keep cryin' for me- don't... stop.

Baby, I'm parked outside your door
Remember makin' love, makin' love,
we were makin' love in the storm

Sha-la-la-la la-la

And then a flash from above:

Lightning - lightning - lightning - lightning!!???!!
Just li-ike our love
It was exciting, exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, baby

Angels keep cryin' for me- don't... stop.

Bridge

guitar solo

Yesterday, bring back yesterday



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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  Yakima Canutt on Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:01 am

"I AM FOR THE MAN WHO DRIVES THE HAMMER
TO ROCK YOU 'TIL THE GRAVE.
HIS POWER DRILL SHOCKS A MILL-
ION MILES AWAY!"

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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  pinhedz on Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:59 am

Bob may dream, long and hard, of someday writing something this good;
but it will never happen.

"Without my walking stick, I'd go insane

Can't look my best, I'd feel undressed without my cane"



"Must have my walking stick 'cause it may rain

And when it pours, can't be outdoors without my cane"

"

If I ever left my house without my walking stick

It would just be something I could never explain

"

"The thing that makes me click on Lovers' Lane

Would go for naught if I were caught without my cane"

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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  Yakima Canutt on Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:43 pm


Save your money, buy a tube
Let your body flow inside
Watch it grow before your eyes

There are no corners to hide in my room
No doors, no windows, no fireplace

Did you know that friends come in boxes?
Did you know that my love is a liquid?



Suspect

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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  usеro on Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:45 pm

"Calentaré tu palma fría
en las entrañas de un animal.
Sé que duele, es la vida;
sólo la muerte no causa dolor."




(Strangely this one disappeared once or twice:)
Era un perro callejero, no tenia más que venas / It was a stray dog, had nothing but veins
dicen que murió hace tiempo / they say it died long ago
entodavía lo tengo cerca / but I've still got him near

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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  Yakima Canutt on Thu May 16, 2013 6:34 pm

susususеro wrote:

RESPRAYED BY A MIST FROM A WARM STREAM OF PISS
IN THE ALLEY OF THE HISSING CHINK
(HISSING CHINK)
AND BARE BOVINES TO SHRINK !!!


(deedle dee deedle dee deedle dee deedle dee deedle dee deedle dee dee ... dee)

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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  Yakima Canutt on Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:19 pm

put your head in the microwave to give yourself a tan
dare to be stupid

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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  Yakima Canutt on Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:20 pm

we're cut but we don't care
a-hey a-hey!

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Re: Lyrics too good to be by Bob

Post  Yakima Canutt on Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:21 pm

I'm drowning in an ocean of your emotion potion

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