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Post  senorita on Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:44 pm

pinhedz wrote:Every effort was made to make the event a memorable one for Woo:


As my grannie would say, she's cute as a button. Her music on the other hand, woo...shiite!



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Post  pinhedz on Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:34 pm

Eggo wrote:Blah, blah, blah is all I hear. But I know you're gonna keep talking for that is what you do best.
Haven't you ever seen a "discussion forum" before? Razz

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Post  senorita on Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:53 pm

pinhedz wrote:
Eggo wrote:Blah, blah, blah is all I hear. But I know you're gonna keep talking for that is what you do best.
Haven't you ever seen a "discussion forum" before? :P


heheheheheheh. are'a you bob?

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Post  pinhedz on Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:19 pm

Eggo wrote:heheheheheheh. are'a you bob?
Yes. I'm tired of trying to hide it. I am Bob.

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:07 pm

Hmm. Did you ever have to make a draw for a hard wooden bench or a bed of stone? Or... say... did you ever jemmy a stable door and scare THA HORSE to escape the snow?

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Post  pinhedz on Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:58 pm

user wrote:Hmm. Did you ever have to make a draw for a hard wooden bench or a bed of stone? Or... say... did you ever jemmy a stable door and scare THA HORSE to escape the snow?
No--but one time I went into a tunnel and ended up falling 1300 feet sideways over four screwdriver cliffs.

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Post  pinhedz on Sun Aug 05, 2012 12:11 am

Nash hung up the phone (if in some sense one can "hang up" a cell phone) and took a deep breath:

Nash -- "Now everybody try keep calm. The bad news is that Miss Panties, Precinct and their flying monkeys are headed this way with a nuclear-driven x-ray laser weapon on a barge."

Eddie -- "I can't wait to hear the good news.

Nash -- "The good news is that the usual posse of dufuses is going to find a boat and come to our rescue."

Otro Nombre -- "We should do something to rescue ourselves." bounce

Nash -- "We'll have to think this through carefully, we mustn't do anything rash. Nothing could be worse than for any of us to go off half-cocked."

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Post  pinhedz on Sun Aug 05, 2012 12:17 am

While Nash was still talking, Otro Nombre jumped up and ran off half-cocked.

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Post  pinhedz on Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:39 am

Nash and the others commenced to thinking the matter through in a responsible manner, refraining from doing anything rash, as the leaves of the mangrove trees rustled in the wind (as mangrove tree leaves are wont to do when the wind is blowing east northeast).

Suddenly, the island lurched into motion.

Otro Nombre came running back excitedly:

Otro Nombre -- "I cut the rope! Now when Miss Panties gets here we will be already far out at sea, so she can't find us!"

The sudden movement caught the party guests off balance--some fell on their faces, some fell on their hinders, but all of them saw immediately that the island was pulling away from the shore (the island had actually been moored just a gunshot away from Cancun, so the guests could travel back an forth to the bars in Cancun).

As soon as they realized they were headed out to sea, the celebrity guests scurried back to their motorboats. Other guests returned to their canoes and rowboats. The scene looked like a mass exodus--because it was--a few who couldn't find their rides dove into the water and started swimming to shore.

JayZ and Beyonce said "Sorry, gotta run. Catch ya later!"



Kate Middleton turned to her driver and said "Step on it!"



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Post  pinhedz on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:30 pm

In no time the Island that had been one big party started to look almost deserted.

Constance, Tigerlilly, Tatiana, Otro Nombre, and Eddie looked at each other, speechless. silent

Constance -- "Are we the only ones left?" Neutral

Eddie -- "Hard to say; we'll have to search the island to see who else there is."

Otro Nombre -- "I'll call the posse and tell them where we're headed"

On Mack's boat (stolen boat, that is), the phone rings:

Blue Moon -- "Hello...?"

Otro Nombre -- "Blue Moon, is that you on the posse? Excellent news!" Very Happy

Blue Moon -- "We're headed your way at full speed, but I don't think we can get there first."

Otro Nombre -- "But we won't be here; we're unmoored and headed into the ocean current."

Blue Moon -- "A brilliant maneuver--you might have just saved the Universe!" cheers

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Post  Doc Watson on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:31 pm

pinhedz wrote:
Eggo wrote:heheheheheheh. are'a you bob?
Yes. I'm tired of trying to hide it. I am Bob.
At last now we know and it is good that as we suspected all along Bob does post here and at other forums.

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Post  pinhedz on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:36 pm

Doc Watson wrote:At last now we know and it is good that as we suspected all along Bob does post here and at other forums.
Don't tell Miss Panties. silent

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Post  Doc Watson on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:38 pm

pinhedz wrote:
Doc Watson wrote:At last now we know and it is good that as we suspected all along Bob does post here and at other forums.
Don't tell Miss Panties. silent
You can trust me not to divulge that to her . She regards me as a liar and a thief anyway.

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Post  pinhedz on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:39 pm

Blue Moon said to the pinhed:

Blue Moon -- "I think we have the advantage now, because we know that the island will be at a different location, and the evil-doers don't know yet." Cool

pinhed -- "Yes, you're right, and I have recorded data on the paths floating objects have followed in these currents. We just need a speed estimate to calculate how far along this path the island will have traveled by the time we intercept them:" study

Blue Moon -- "It looks like we'd better catch them before they turn back south." Shocked


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Post  pinhedz on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:46 pm

Mack adjusted his heading to intercept the Island south of Alabama.

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Post  pinhedz on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:59 pm

It was way past afternoon tea time when Mack made it too the island. He got there first, but didn't slow down enough and landed a bit too hard.

And that vintage cell phone took on a bit of water as well, so the pinhed is having no luck connecting with Constance and the others. Neutral


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Post  pinhedz on Sun Aug 05, 2012 2:02 pm

As for Blue Moon, after that long, dusty road trip with Mack, Felix, Delavan, Watson and the pinhed, she's just looking forward to seeing Eddie again:


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Post  senorita on Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:25 pm

pinhedz wrote:

Kate Middleton turned to her driver and said "Step on it!"




I'd do her. I AM Rhone and he is me and we are all together. :grouphug: :twisted:






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Post  Doc Watson on Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:43 pm

pinhedz wrote:As for Blue Moon, after that long, dusty road trip with Mack, Felix, Delavan, Watson and the pinhed, she's just looking forward to seeing Eddie again:

me too

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Post  pinhedz on Sun Aug 05, 2012 11:31 pm

Sitting on his perch with his binoculars and notepad, all of the day's events--the mass evacuation and Mack's clumsy arrival--were just entertainment for Franco.

The nice thing about being 100 years old is that you can enjoy living in the present, since there's no future to fret about. geek


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Post  pinhedz on Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:28 am

pinhedz wrote:
Pinhed -- "So here we are with no phone and a busted boat. We came to the rescue, and now it looks like we need to be rescued." Mad

Just then Franco stepped down to the beach and approached the intrepid travelers:

Rasetti -- "Good day, gentlemen--and lovely lady I love you --what brings you to this little island cast adrift on the open seas, just as most others have deserted?"



Mack, with his decades of earphone experience, recognizes Franco's voice rather than his face:

Mack -- "I'm afraid that's a classified matter, Doctor Rasetti."

Franco raises his binoculars and looks far out over the water:

Rasetti -- "It would appear that a large barge is close behind you."

Mack -- "Hells bells! Let me have a look!" Shocked

Mack takes a look though the binoculars and says:

Mack -- "It's them!"

Rasetti -- "It's who?"

Mack -- "That's classified!" bounce

Franco takes another long look through the binoculars:

Rasetti -- "I believe I see the very devious Doctor Roald Sagdeev, and my old associate Precinct, alongside our old employer, Miss Daisy, who has been exposed--so to speak --as Miss Panties."

Mack -- "You know too much, Doctor Rasetti." Suspect

Rasetti -- "Do I really? So are you going to have to kill me? Laughing You'd best be quick about it, because at my age you'll miss your chance if you delay." Razz

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Post  pinhedz on Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:35 am

The posse has not yet connected up with the ATU reunion guests, who are trying to figure out who else is still on the island.

Constance -- "I sighted Van Queef from a distance, before the evacuation, but it was too crowded for me too reach him." Neutral

Otro Nombre -- "I'm sure i saw Uzi, but I don't think he saw me."

Tatiana -- "What about Woo, did he even make it here before we were cast adrift?" Question

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Post  pinhedz on Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:37 am

Eddie suggests "We should fan out and search every inch of the place. If there is anyone else here, we'll find them.

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Post  pinhedz on Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:41 am

Uzi and Woo are, in fact, on the island.

But Woo is in bad shape, suffering from what the Russians used to call "Brain Fever," which means, in essence, thinking too much. Especially thinking too much about the meaning of life and death.

Uzi is looking after Woo--sort of--but he isn't taking the task too seriously:


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Post  pinhedz on Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:51 am

pinhedz wrote:Eddie suggests "We should fan out and search every inch of the place. If there is anyone else here, we'll find them.
Here's the plan--Otro Nombre and Constance will walk around the shoreline clockwise, Tigerlilly and Nash will walk around counter clockwise, and Tatiana and Eddie will head into the interior. alien

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