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Post  Guest Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:19 am

Hello john smith.
It's good to see you posting.
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I'm Australian. Where are you from?

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Post  Guest Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:05 pm

hi John Smith , I am Australian too. I have known a few John Smiths in my life.

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Post  felix Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:21 am

Hello again Mr Smith. Sadly, I'm not Australian - though I have drunk a few pints of John Smith's in my time



and watched a few John Smith's TV commercials ... cat
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Post  Guest Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:04 am

user wrote:If the Australian finds two dead flies, he will seek out another Australian for to make a wager on which of the flies will decompose faster.

Sexually Transmitted Diseases are epidemic among the harried Koalas of suburban Queensland. The yukaliptus leaf is so poor nutritionally that the Koala Bear must spend all day eating the rubbish. The baby Koala begins life eating his mother's poo- preparation for digesting the subpar yukaliptus.
Is yukaliptus a varient of Eucalyptus ?
Once Australians would bet on flies crawling up a wall. Hoiwever since the advent of poker machines and online gambling we have become more sophisticated if and when we gamble.

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Post  Guest Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:26 pm

I once heard that Australians wear thongs because tying shoelaces required an I.Q. of more than 70. Very Happy


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Post  Guest Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:15 am

pinhedz wrote:Does "thong" mean something different from what I'm thinking? hello john smith 4242516590
In Australia thongs are what you call flip flops.

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Post  Guest Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:32 pm

pinhedz wrote:Ah, so I was wasting my time googling images of thongs. silent
I guess so!

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