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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  eddie on Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:26 am


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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  pinhedz on Sun May 27, 2012 2:21 am

pinhedz wrote:Another exception--a good man will cook on Valentine's day to show his love. I love you

A man knows how to learn from his mistakes, and find a more heart-healthy alternative. I love you

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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  Yakima Canutt on Sun May 27, 2012 6:47 am

Man doesn't like to ask for directions. Woman likes to fellate entire gas station population for directions because woman is whore. I saw woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns. And woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication. And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH. And I saw woman drunken with the blood of the saints and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration. And the beast that was, and is not, even he is the eighth, and is of the seven, and goeth into perdition. And the ten horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the whore, and shall make her desolate and naked, and shall eat her flesh, and burn her with fire. And I cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird.

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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  pinhedz on Sun May 27, 2012 7:39 am

^ A valid point, although possibly a tad harsh.

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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  Guest on Sun May 27, 2012 10:03 am

hmmm...I think a man would title a song "gas station fellatio"...
and then Madonna would sing and perform it.

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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  pinhedz on Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:28 am

It's a truism that men are slobs while women are tidy. But the pinhed always looks for scientific evidence, and this is the science area.

So we are now indebted to Dr. Scott Kelly from San Diego State University in California, lead researcher in an effort to collect swabs from the surfaces of furniture and electronic devices in offices throughout the USA, and examine them for bacteria.

The study, published in the journal PLoS ONE concluded: "Surfaces in offices inhabited by men were more contaminated." The bacteria found are common in human skin, as well as nostrils and intestinal tracts. silent

The study concluded:

"Men are known to wash their hands and brush their teeth less frequently, and are commonly perceived to have a more slovenly nature."

Proven scientifically by Top Docs. study


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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  pinhedz on Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:00 am

Women always seem to be cold in the office.

I think that's because they aren't wearing any pants.

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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  pinhedz on Mon Sep 03, 2012 10:25 am

When men cry, their mascara doesn't run Razz


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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  pinhedz on Mon Sep 03, 2012 10:26 am

Or maybe it does--but it's more difficult to tell:




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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  pinhedz on Mon Sep 03, 2012 10:27 am


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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  pinhedz on Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:17 pm

Smoking affects men and women differently:


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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  nombre de otro on Wed Sep 05, 2012 10:40 pm

no shit, sherlock

Guest wrote:and pinhedz likes his threads duplicated... but only women notice it

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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  pinhedz on Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:01 am

When the pinhed meets a man, he's like "Pleased to meet you." tongue

When the pinhed meets a woman it's more like "Pleased to meet you." sunny I love you

Hopefully, no one notices the difference.

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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  nombre de otro on Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:47 am

“No te preocupes. Mi marido es de ese tipo de hombres muy masculinos, buenos fisonomistas de mujeres, que jamás recuerdan una cara de hombre, porque no la ven”

"Don't worry. My husband belongs to that kind of men, very masculine, good fisonomistas of women, who never remember a man's face, because they don't see it"

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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  pinhedz on Wed Sep 12, 2012 8:50 am

Women, it would appear, are demanding, judgmental, and utterly pitiless Neutral

... but at least they are easily amused. Razz Laughing


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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  Yakima Canutt on Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:01 pm



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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  nombre de otro on Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:32 pm

"Do you wanna dance?"


I have to recognize some anticipation in my mind about what it's going to happen with whatever sometimes. Sometimes I'm tired before starting. Unless they send me a smiley face, I love smiley faces.

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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  Yakima Canutt on Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:34 pm

man:



wo-man:








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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  pinhedz on Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:23 am

Men have a keen awareness of their proper place in society, whereas women, in their heedless way (God love 'em), sometime forget their place:






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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  pinhedz on Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:26 am

Women look very nice with moustaches: I love you I love you




Men not so much--and more pretentius: Rolling Eyes




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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  this and that on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:01 am

"How hard is to be a woman and work for television.
Well, how hard is to be a woman and work.
Well, how hard is to work... because to be a woman... no big deal about distinguishing two shades of green"

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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  pinhedz on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:49 am

Women dressed as men:




Men dressed as women:




Girl--gotta be. Shocked


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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  pinhedz on Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:19 pm

The Russians told me: "In America you have different philosophy--when road needs fixing, you fix it. In Russia we just make vehicle so it doesn't need a road."


Guys see this and they're like What a Face

Girls see this and they're like Rolling Eyes




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Re: The difference between men and women

Post  Yakima Canutt on Sat Jan 12, 2013 4:43 pm

scratch

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