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Post  Yakima Canutt on Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:21 am

Drebin: Hector Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago.

Hocken: Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis.

Orenthal: I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati.

Drebin: No you're thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly.

Hocken: He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin.

Orenthal: Yeah, from Dakota. I don't remember it was North or South.

Drebin: North. South Dakota was his brother. From West Virginia.

Hocken: You sure know your boxing.

Drebin: All I know is never bet on the white guy.

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:25 am

"Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it."

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:31 am

"Protecting the Queen's safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts."

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:33 am

"I want a world where Frank Junior and all the Frank Juniors can sit under a shade tree, breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-Eleven without an interpreter. I want a world where I can eat a sea otter without getting sick."

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:36 am

"A mook, what's a mook?"

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:36 am

"Jap adaptor?"

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Post  sil on Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:08 am

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:33 pm


Elder: Boy, when are you going to find whatever it is you are looking for?

[meanwhile on the street the gang finds a piece of shit]

Madison: Here's a nice piece of shit.

[A flaming shit bag is prepared]

Madison: Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates shit.

Frank: Shh, here he comes.

Madison: He's gonna shit ... when he finds out that it's shit.

Clemens: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, it’s one of those flaming bags again.

Barbara: Don’t put it out with your boots, Ted.

Clemens: Don’t tell me my business, devil-woman. Call the fire department, this one is out of control.

[Old Man Clemens steps on the bag, then lifts up his boot and smells]

Clemens: Eck, poop again.

Madison: He called the shit “poop”.

Frank: This is the best night of my life.

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Post  nombre de otro on Sun Aug 12, 2012 12:37 am

y me acuerdo que mi hermana me decía "Lala, no te olvides, eres fea y no tienes más que la honra"

and I remember my sister would tell me "Lala, don't forget, you are ugly and all you have is your honour" - she laughs

From Los Niños de Rusia (The Children of Russia), a documentary film about the (thousand of) children who were sent to the Soviet Union so they could avoid the Spanish Civil War. It was supposed to be something temporary...

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:42 am


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Post  Yakima Canutt on Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:46 am

"Bubbe made a kishke, she made it big and fat. My Zaydeh took one look at it and said 'I can't eat that!' ... Oh bubbe, bubbe, bubbe, oh bubbe me oh my."

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Post  nombre de otro on Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:14 pm

Your honor, may I approach the altar?

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Post  nombre de otro on Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:36 am

- It was me who pushed the blind man downstairs so they could hire you again
- That's the most beautiful thing anybody's done for me I love you

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Post  nombre de otro on Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:01 pm

^ written it doesn't seem funny but if you saw the characters probably you wouldn't laugh either

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:18 am

"Have a potato!"

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Re: Favorite movie quotes

Post  pinhedz on Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:22 am

"A comely wench."

[men are not complicated]


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Post  pinhedz on Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:24 am

"I love you, Vasilisa!"


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Post  pinhedz on Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:37 am

"Peregrinus Expectavi Pedes Meos In Cymbalis!"




[note the swastika on the bishop's mitre--not historically accurate]


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Post  pinhedz on Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:40 am

Peregrinus Expectavi Pedes Meos In Cymbalis


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Post  felix on Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:51 am

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

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Post  pinhedz on Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:09 am

The way I see it, the question isn't "Why should you work for the NSA," it's "Why shouldn't you?"

Wrong, wrong, wrong! Mad Mad

The question is NEVER "Why shouldn't you," it's always "WHY SHOULD YOU?"

If you did every thing everybody suggested and then asked "Why not?" Imagine the kind of stuff you'd be doing. affraid

Never ask "Why Not?"

Always ask "WHY," and then don't move until you have the answer. bounce



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Post  pinhedz on Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:14 am

btw--NSA stands for "No Such Agency." Razz

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Post  Yakima Canutt on Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:09 pm

Although the United States is a very rich country, and San Marcos is a very poor one, there are a great many things we have to offer your country in return for aid. For instance, there... there are locusts. We have more locusts. There are locusts of all races and creeds. These, these locusts, incidentally, are available at popular prices. And so, by the way, are most of the women of San Marcos. Now then, despite the tiny size of our nation, few people realize that we lead the world in hernias. They also fail to realize that before Columbus discovered your country, he... he stopped in San Marcos and contracted a disease which today can be cured with one shot of penicillin.

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